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Recycling
and
speed
limits
are
bullshit
Tyler
said
They’re
like
someone
who
quits
smoking
on
his
deathbed
It’s
Project
Mayhem
that’s
going
to
save
the
world
A
cultural
ice
age
A
prematurely
induced
dark
age
Project
Mayhem
will
force
humanity
to
go
dormant
or
into
remission
long
enough
for
the
Earth
to
recover
You
justify
anarchy
Tyler
says
You
figure
it
out
Like
fight
club
does
with
clerks
and
box
boys
Project
Mayhem
will
break
up
civilization
so
we
can
make
something
better
out
of
the
world
Imagine
Tyler
said
stalking
elk
past
department
store
windows
and
stinking
racks
of
beautiful
rotting
dresses
and
tuxedos
on
hangers
you’ll
wear
leather
clothes
that
will
last
you
the
rest
of
your
life
and
you’ll
climb
the
wrist-thick
kudzu
vines
that
wrap
the
Sears
Tower
Jack
and
the
beanstalk
you’ll
climb
up
through
the
dripping
forest
canopy
and
the
air
will
be
so
clean
you’ll
see
tiny
figures
pounding
corn
and
laying
strips
of
venison
to
dry
in
the
empty
car
pool
lane
of
an
abandoned
superhighway
stretching
eight-lanes-wide
and
August-hot
for
a
thousand
miles
This
was
the
goal
of
Project
Mayhem
Tyler
said
the
complete
and
rightaway
destruction
of
civilization
What
comes
next
in
Project
Mayhem
nobody
except
Tyler
knows
The
second
rule
is
you
don’t
ask
questions
Don’t
get
any
bullets
Tyler
told
the
Assault
Committee
And
just
so
you
don’t
worry
about
it
yes
you’re
going
to
have
to
kill
someone
Arson
Assault
Mischief
and
Misinformation
No
questions
No
questions
No
excuses
and
no
lies
The
fifth
rule
about
Project
Mayhem
is
you
have
to
trust
Tyler
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