joke-api_data.py

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

joke_dict = {
"en": ["Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.", "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.", "I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.","My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.", "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.", "My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.", "Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands."],
"zh_cn": ["老人梅友并到医院去做检查，结果医生告诉他说要看开一点，请问他得了什么病？ 答案：豆鸡眼", "世界上什么人一下子变老？答案：新娘。因为今天是新娘，明天是老婆。", "一颗心值多少钱？答案：1亿。因为一心一意嘛！", "台风天气要带多少钱才能出门？答案：四千万。因为台风天气没“事千万”不要出门。"],
"ko": ["세상에 가장 미안한 동물? 오소리", "한국에서 가장 빠른 도시? 경주", "경주보다 더 빠른 '시'? 택시"]
}