I thought [John Scalzi's proposed list of responses to online stupidity] (http://whatever.scalzi.com/2015/03/02/standard-responses-to-online-stupidity/) were good but the prosepct of typing them in every time, or copying and pasting them from his site? Fuggedaboutit.
So why not turn to what was meant for this sort of thing? Textexpander! Just create a vanilla snippet and use the popup menu code to make it easy to pick from the list. It's pretty simple to format things this way but I saved you the trouble.
Just copy and paste the (long) line below into a new text expander snippet, plain text style. Assign whatever shortcut you like. I used scalzinope since I already had a nope snippet, but whatever floats your boat.
%fillpopup:name=NopeChoice:default=I don’t care what you think.:I didn’t ask you.:No doubt you thought that was terribly clever.:You’ve attempted logic. Not all attempts succeed.:One should not have that many errors in that few characters.:Either your educators have failed you, or you have f