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[
	{"US":"United States"},
	{"CA":"Canada"},
	{"AF":"Afghanistan"},
	{"AL":"Albania"},
	{"DZ":"Algeria"},
	{"DS":"American Samoa"},
	{"AD":"Andorra"},
	{"AO":"Angola"},
	{"AI":"Anguilla"},

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function chunkFile($file, $chunks = 2)
{
	$handle = fopen($file, 'rb');
	$count  = 1;

	while(false == feof($handle))
	{
		if($data = fread($handle, round(filesize($file) / $chunks)))
		{
			file_put_contents(basename($file) . "-chunk-{$count}.txt", $data);

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/**
 * Completely strips a string of carriage returns and line feeds.
 *
 * @param $string String to parse
 * @return String
 */
function stripReturns($string)
{
	return str_replace(array("\r\n", "\r", "\n"), array("\n", "\n", ''), $string);
}

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function generate_osid($length)
{
	$rand = '';

	for($i = 0; $i < $length; $i++)
	{
		$number = mt_rand(0, 61);

		if($number < 10)
		{

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function relative($timestamp, $format = 'M jS \of Y')
{
	$difference = time() - $timestamp;

	if($months = floor($difference / 2592000))
	{
		return date($format, $timestamp);
	}

	$difference -= $months * 2419200;

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function parse($tweet)
{
	$regex = array
	(
		'#([a-z]{3,9}://[a-z0-9-_./\\\?&\+]*)#i',
		'#[a-z0-9._%+-]+@[a-z0-9.-]+\.[a-z]{2,6}#i',
		'#@([a-z0-9-_]+)#i',
		'#\#([a-z0-9-_]+)#i'
	);