Achtung: a not very nice hotdog
#!/bin/sh | |
# | |
# We have a few repeat customers here at the TWU 27 hotdog shack. | |
# | |
# They've decided it's FUN to visit our stand. | |
# | |
# So, we've cooked up something a little special for our valued customers. | |
set -e | |
osascript -e "set Volume 10" | |
say <<EOF | |
ATTENTION! | |
ATTENTION! | |
ATTENTION! | |
It was my responsibility to lock my computer when I was away. | |
But I didn't. | |
I could not even set my computer to automatically lock. | |
EOF | |
while ((1)); do | |
say "OBVIOUSLY I HAVE MADE MISTAKES" | |
# Invert the screen's colours. | |
osascript <<-EOF | |
tell application "System Events" | |
tell application processes | |
key code 28 using {command down, option down, control down} | |
end tell | |
end tell | |
EOF | |
done |
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