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FORMULA FOR CREATING NEW TV ANCHORMAN NAMES: | |
The first name has to be one syllable and a type of construction material and the last name has to be a breed of horse. | |
Construction material + breed of horse = Anchorman Name. | |
Examples: Brick Shetland, Chip Clydesdale, Stone Winchester, Wood Lippizaner. | |
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FORMULA FOR CREATING NEW TV SPORTSCASTER/WEATHERMAN NAMES: | |
The first name has to be one a syllable kitchen related verb, and the last name has to be a two syllable nonsensical compound. | |
Kitchen related verb + Nonsensical compound = Sportscaster/Weatherman Name. | |
Examples: Flip Greencat, Dash Sledboat, Squirt Mudbottom. | |
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FORMULA FOR CREATING TV APPROVED NAMES FOR WOMEN: | |
The recommended formula = a regular first name w/ a pretentious spelling + an alliterative surname that sounds like a first name. | |
Examples: Daran Davids, Mikhaela Michaels, Larra Leslees, Jennn Jonnnson. | |
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FORMULA FOR CREATING TV APPROVED NAMES FOR HISPANIC MINORITIES: | |
The recommended formula is the name of a saint + a Spanish curse word. | |
Examples: Ignacio Cabron, Maria Pendejo, Francisco Tu Madre Es Una Fea. | |
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FORMULA FOR CREATING TV-APPROVED NAMES FOR ASIAN MINORITIES: | |
Name of a child from The Waltons + the sound you make when struck in solar plexus. | |
Examples: Mary Ellen Huk, Ben Puh, and Jon Boy Oh |
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