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#FAKE #SPOILER #ALERT
2:56 drew everyone in the lord of the rings dies in a wedding, fyi
2:56 dog bark!
2:57 Tony Pitluga woah!
2:57 William Dix fake spoiler alert!!
2:57 drew and one of them is cooking meth and is a cylon
2:57 William Dix also Littlefinger will go on to be the mayor of Baltimore and he will disappoint
2:57 drew but, during the wedding catastrophe, frodo just keeps staring at the ring with wide eyes falling into water because THAT'S ALL HE EVER DOES
2:58 drew i think i might have had too much caffeine
2:58 Pilat and then he realizes he's been dead the whole time
2:59 William Dix but it's okay b/c he was only a sled anyway!
2:59 drew and eventually he dies because he can survive on planets with this much water in the atmosphere
2:59 Tony Pitluga frodo was really kaiser sose
2:59 drew also he bred raptors
2:59 Aaron Bedra It would be awesome if Varys was actually a Cylon
3:00 Aaron Bedra it would explain so much
3:00 Cos the unsullied are clearly centurions in disguise
3:00 Aaron Bedra of course
3:00 Tony Pitluga at least if he was the Dark Arts teacher
3:00 Aaron Bedra NERD MASHUPS
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