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/ gist:1423596
Created
December 2, 2011 15:14
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| 1. Glühwein bestellen | |
| Einen Glühwein bestellen geht schon mal gar nicht. Damit sagt man, dass man | |
| 'ne knickrige Sau ist, keine Freunde hat oder Antialkoholiker ist, quasi das | |
| Allerletzte. Also immer mindestens zehn Stück bestellen. | |
| Nie vorher abzählen, wie viele Leute um einen herum stehen und dann genau | |
| die Anzahl bestellen! | |
| Einfach irgendeine Zahl über die Theke grölen. | |
| Ganz falsch: Die Umstehenden fragen, ob sie überhaupt noch einen Glühwein | |
| haben wollen. | |
| Wichtige Regel: Gefragt wird nicht - saufen ist schließlich kein Spaß. |
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/ gist:1195161
Created
September 5, 2011 14:49
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| [wneessen@tiger3 ~]$ ping google.de | |
| PING google.de (209.85.148.147) 56(84) bytes of data. | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=1 ttl=56 time=8.72 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=2 ttl=56 time=8.74 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=3 ttl=56 time=8.55 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=4 ttl=56 time=8.58 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=5 ttl=56 time=8.46 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=6 ttl=56 time=8.63 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=7 ttl=56 time=8.57 ms | |
| 64 bytes from fra07s07-in-f147.1e100.net (209.85.148.147): icmp_seq=8 ttl=56 time=8.43 ms |
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| @ECHO OFF | |
| :: Skype-Restart script | |
| :: (C) 2011 by Winfried Neessen | |
| :: Kill current skype process | |
| taskkill /IM Skype.exe /f | |
| :: Delete shared.xml file | |
| del %appdata%\Skype\shared.* |
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/ gist:809275
Created
February 3, 2011 09:42
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| [10:39:01] sys: Available commands: | |
| /me [text] | |
| /topic [text] | |
| /add [skypename] | |
| /history | |
| /find [text] | |
| /fa or / | |
| /alertson [text] | |
| /alertsoff | |
| /leave |
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/ setMacDNS.sh
Created
January 24, 2011 14:00
Set your MacOS X resolver using scutil for all interfaces
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| INTERFACES=`echo "list State:/Network/Service/[^/]+/DNS" | scutil | awk -F= '{print $2}'` | |
| SERVER=<yourDNS> | |
| for INTERFACE in ${INTERFACES} | |
| do | |
| echo "get ${INTERFACE}\nd.add ServerAddresses * ${SERVER}\nset ${INTERFACE}" | sudo scutil | |
| done |
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/ gist:774496
Created
January 11, 2011 14:48
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| CASE COALESCE(HistoryGeneric.handle,0) | |
| WHEN 0 THEN | |
| CASE substring(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE | |
| (REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE( | |
| Documents.Destination,' ',''),')',''),'(',''), | |
| '-',''),'/',''),'.',''),'*',''),',',''),';',''), | |
| '\',''),'-',''),1,1) | |
| WHEN '1' THEN substring(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE( | |
| REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE( REPLACE(REPLACE( | |
| REPLACE(Documents.Destination,' ',''),')', |
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