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woodrowpearson / gist:fa2da1bdf82df3ee2cadf15b18e16866
Created June 20, 2025 18:38
Bibi & The Warhawks - Positive Reverberations Reunion Tour
# The Positive Reverberations Reunion Tour
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The band is getting back together for another tour?! Bibi & the Warhawks! The marquee says "Positive Reverberations Reunion Tour" and the promoter, the headliner, and the fucking guy selling us the middle foam fingers is... Benjamin Netanyahu. The same maestro who co-authored the sheet music for our last smash hit. The multi-decade, multi-trillion dollar, #1 on the deficit billboard, the "Enormous Positive Reverberations" tour in Iraq. [1] Bibi girl, please..
Before we start loading the vans and checking the pyrotechnics, maybe we could pull up the reviews from the last show. Back in 2002, this same guy, our strategic visionary, stood before Congress—our Congress—and swore on a stack of whatever you swear on that Saddam was, and I quote, "hell-bent on achieving atomic bombs." It was a "no question whatsoever" situation. [2] Take him out, he promised, and you'd see "ENorMoUs PoSiTiVe rEvERbeRaTioNs" in the region." [1, 2]
How'd that wo
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woodrowpearson / gist:83484b56b52cb329ae4f3b4553d1741c
Created April 11, 2025 16:07
OpenAI TTS Script for Home Assistant
# OpenAI TTS Script for Home Assistant
# Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/homeassistant/comments/1jwm9li/best_birthday_present_for_me/mmk4fja/
#
# This script uses OpenAI TTS which has a 20-30 second audio file limit.
# It splits responses into chunks based on words per second (approx 12 words per 10 seconds)
# and iterates through them sequentially with appropriate delays.
#
# Features:
# - Customizable speaking style via input_select.sprach_anweisung
# - Selectable voice via input_select.tts_stimme
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woodrowpearson / gist:359228069ff5bde4565803b7295a90e0
Created March 24, 2025 19:59
Guide to filing a complaint with the City of Arlington
Here's a comprehensive guide to filing a complaint with the City of Arlington regarding utility work, including required documentation and a customizable template:
# How to File a Complaint
1. Submission Methods
• Online: Use Arlington’s MyGovernmentOnline (MGO) portal
• In Person:
Arlington Permit Center
City Hall – 1st Floor
110 E Third St, Arlington, WA 98223

• Hours: Mon-Fri 8 AM – 5 PM
• Mail:
City of Arlington Public Works Department
23810 Olympic Place NE
Arlington, WA 98223
2. Required Information
All complaints must include:
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woodrowpearson / gist:0ac782b3369453a3e72daa0cba8d3414
Last active March 25, 2025 04:32
City of Arlington Utilities Complaint Template
[Your Name]
[Your Address]
Arlington, WA 98223
[Date]
City of Arlington Public Works Department
23810 Olympic Place NE
Arlington, WA 98223
**Re: Formal Complaint – Unauthorized Utility Work at [Address]**
Letter to Ziply Fiber
[Your Name]
[Your Address]
[Date]
Ziply Fiber
Attn: Construction Department
11527 NE 195th St, Bldg. A
Bothell, WA 98011
RE: Property Damage During Fiber Installation - [Your Address]
To Whom It May Concern:
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woodrowpearson / .js
Created October 10, 2024 18:12
WABS Training Video Auto-Complete Script
//Vector Video Auto Task Completion Script. Sequentially runs tracking_start and tracking_finish for each course_item (i.e. video) on the page.
function asyncWaitSeconds(seconds) {
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
setTimeout(() => {
resolve();
}, seconds * 1000);
});
}
async function main(){
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woodrowpearson / gist:e77a7e52d34bdc495640651b7d0c72d7
Created February 22, 2024 21:19
Change Healthcare Service Impact List
https://status.changehealthcare.com/incidents/hqpjz25fn3n7
This incident affects: Change Healthcare Enterprise, Clinical Network (Clinical Document Collector API, Clinical Exchange, Clinical Exchange Channel Partners including ePrescribe and Orders & Results, Clinical Exchange Labs and Hospitals, CommonWell, Connectivity Gateway), Cost Transparency (Predictive Engagement, Provider Directory, True View), Dental Network (Credentialing Advocate Solution, Dental Claim Attachments, Dental Connect, Dental Credentialing Manager, Dental EDI Network, Dental Practice Analytic Insights, Dental Revenue Cycle Insights, SimpleAttach Solution), Eligibility & Enrollment (Dual Enrollment Advocate & Recert Complete, My Advocate, Part D Complete & Community Advocate, SSI Enrollment Advocate), Medical Network (Advanced Claim Management, Batch Claims, Claiming & Remittance, Claims Automation, Eligibility & Patient Access, ERA Transactions, Medical Claim Attachments, Paper-to-EDI, Payer Connectivity Services, Payer Data Services,
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# Version: 202310171750
# Title: oisd big
# Description: Block. Don't break.
# Last modified: 2023-10-17T17:50:18+0000
# Expires: 1 hours
# Homepage: https://oisd.nl
# License: https://github.com/sjhgvr/oisd/blob/main/LICENSE
# Syntax: Domains
# Maintainer: Stephan van Ruth
# Contact: contact@oisd.nl
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woodrowpearson / ansible_macos_install.sh
Created October 12, 2023 07:33
ansible_macos_install.sh
#!/bin/bash
# Function to print status messages
function print_status {
echo "-------------------------------------------"
echo "$1"
echo "-------------------------------------------"
}
# Check if Homebrew is installed, install if not
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woodrowpearson / txt
Created October 4, 2023 16:24
AntiMalwareHosts_Dandelion_092423
# Title: Dandelion Sprout's Anti-Malware List («hosts» file version)
# Version: 24September2023v1
# Expires: 2 days
# Description: This list goes the extra kilometer to prevent more malware than other mainstream anti-malware lists. It blocks heavily abused top-level domains (and even search engine results for them), blocks domains used in malware redirection trains and in domain parking schemes, blocks sponsored Windows PUP nags on PC guide articles, uses mass blocking of domains belonging to bad IPs, and has many other subcategories that give it a solid advantage over similar lists out there.
# ——— Bad top-level domains ———
# You can expect these domains to have an overwhelming majority of malware domains that have nothing to do with the countries in question. Nevertheless, if you are in a situation where you have to do active business in any of the countries in question, then this list may not be ideal for you.
# When asking us to whitelist a site: Make sure the site has some sort of public content. Non-pu