なにこれ

mie.js

function mie(name, output) {
    var that = this;
    output = output ? output : alert;
    function create(str) {
        return function () {
            output(this.name + str);
            return this;
        };
    }
    this.name = name;
    this.call = create("！");
    this.nade = create("なでなでー♪");
    this.mof = create("もふもふっ");
    this.create = function (key, str) {
        this[key] = create(str);
    };
}