gistfile1.txt

// Original
(function($) {
  
  $.stuff = function(bitoftext) {
    $.stuff.report = function() { console.log(bitoftext) };
  }

  $.stuff.report = function() {
    throw("Constructor not called!");
  }

})(jQuery);

// So you can go
// $.stuff("var i'm passing to the constructor")
// $.stuff.report()

// What you probably want
(function($) {
  
  $.stuff = function(bitoftext) {
    return {
      report: function() { console.log(bitoftext) }
    };
  }

})(jQuery);

// So you can go
// myobj = $.stuff("var i'm passing to the constructor")
// myobj.report()