cake.lua

-- echo ' <this text>' | awesome-client
-- for ssh usage prepend 'export DISPLAY=:0;'

local n = require("naughty"); 
n.notify({preset = n.config.presets.critical, 
			title = "Oops, a birthday happened!", 
			text = "(dont shit your pants)"}); 
local t = timer({timeout=10}); 
local function dev() 
	n.notify({preset = { bg = "#ffaa00", fg = "#ffffff", timeout = 0 }, 
		title = "Delivering birthday cake!",
		text = "Coming soon™"});
	t:disconnect_signal("timeout", dev); 
	t:stop(); 
	t.timeout = 60; 
	t:start(); 
	t:connect_signal("timeout", function() 
		n.notify({preset = { margin = 20, fg = "#ffaa00", font = "terminus", timeout = 0 }, 
			title = "Hau rein :D!\n", 
			text = "            ,:/+/-\n            /M/              .,-=;//;-\n       .:/= ;MH/,    ,=/+%$XH@MM#@:\n      -$##@+$###@H@MMM#######H:.    -/H#\n .,H@H@ X######@ -H#####@+-     -+H###@X\n  .,@##H;      +XM##M/,     =%@###@X;-\nX%-  :M##########$.    .:%M###@%:\nM##H,   +H@@@$/-.  ,;$M###@%,          -\nM####M=,,---,.-%%H####M$:          ,+@##\n@##################@/.         :%H##@$-\nM###############H,         ;HM##M$=\n#################.    .=$M##M$=\n################H..;XM##M$=          .:+\nM###################@%=           =+@MH%\n@################M/.          =+H#X%=\n=+M##############M,       -/X#X+;.\n  .;XM##########H=    ,/X#H+:,\n     .=+HM######M+/+HM@+=.\n         ,:/%XM####H/.\n              ,.:=-.\n"}); 
		t:stop(); 
	end); 
end; 
t:connect_signal("timeout", dev); 
t:start();