make nginx dirlistings look like lighttpd's through the magic of xslt-transforming xml dirlistings. I don't even.

dirlist.xslt

<?xml version="1.0"?>
<!-- 
  dirlist.xslt - transform nginx's into lighttpd look-alike dirlistings

  I'm currently switching over completely from lighttpd to nginx. If you come
  up with a prettier stylesheet or other improvements, please tell me :)

-->
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-->
<!DOCTYPE fnord [<!ENTITY nbsp "&#160;">]>
<xsl:stylesheet xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:func="http://exslt.org/functions" xmlns:str="http://exslt.org/strings" version="1.0" exclude-result-prefixes="xhtml" extension-element-prefixes="func str">
  <xsl:output method="xml" version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" doctype-public="-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" doctype-system="http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd" indent="no" media-type="application/xhtml+xml"/>
  <xsl:strip-space elements="*" />
  
  <xsl:template name="size">
    <!-- transform a size in bytes into a human readable representation -->
    <xsl:param name="bytes"/>
    <xsl:choose>
      <xsl:when test="$bytes &lt; 1000"><xsl:value-of select="$bytes" />B</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$bytes &lt; 1048576"><xsl:value-of select="format-number($bytes div 1024, '0.0')" />K</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$bytes &lt; 1073741824"><xsl:value-of select="format-number($bytes div 1048576, '0.0')" />M</xsl:when>
      <xsl:otherwise><xsl:value-of select="format-number(($bytes div 1073741824), '0.00')" />G</xsl:otherwise>
    </xsl:choose>
  </xsl:template>
  
  <xsl:template name="timestamp">
    <!-- transform an ISO 8601 timestamp into a human readable representation -->
    <xsl:param name="iso-timestamp" />
    <xsl:value-of select="concat(substring($iso-timestamp, 0, 11), ' ', substring($iso-timestamp, 12, 5))" />
  </xsl:template>


  <xsl:template match="directory">
    <tr>
      <td class="n"><a href="{str:encode-uri(current(),true())}/"><xsl:value-of select="."/></a>/</td>
      <td class="m"><xsl:call-template name="timestamp"><xsl:with-param name="iso-timestamp" select="@mtime" /></xsl:call-template></td>
      <td class="s">- &nbsp;</td>
      <td class="t">Directory</td>
    </tr>
  </xsl:template>

  <xsl:template match="file">
    <tr>
      <td class="n"><a href="{str:encode-uri(current(),true())}"><xsl:value-of select="." /></a></td>
      <td class="m"><xsl:call-template name="timestamp"><xsl:with-param name="iso-timestamp" select="@mtime" /></xsl:call-template></td>
      <td class="s"><xsl:call-template name="size"><xsl:with-param name="bytes" select="@size" /></xsl:call-template></td>
      <td class="t">File</td>
    </tr>
  </xsl:template>

  <xsl:template match="/">
    <html>
      <head>
<style type="text/css">a, a:active {text-decoration: none; color: blue;}
a:visited {color: #48468F;}
a:hover, a:focus {text-decoration: underline; color: red;}
body {background-color: #F5F5F5;}
h2 {margin-bottom: 12px;}
table {margin-left: 12px;}
th, td { font: 90% monospace; text-align: left;}
th { font-weight: bold; padding-right: 14px; padding-bottom: 3px;}
td {padding-right: 14px;}
td.s, th.s {text-align: right;}
div.list { background-color: white; border-top: 1px solid #646464; border-bottom: 1px solid #646464; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 14px;}
div.foot { font: 90% monospace; color: #787878; padding-top: 4px;}</style>
        <title>Index of <xsl:value-of select="$path"/></title>
      </head>
      <body>
        <h2>Index of <xsl:value-of select="$path"/></h2>
        <div class="list">
          <table summary="Directory Listing" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
            <thead>
              <tr><th class="n">Name</th><th class="m">Last Modified</th><th class="s">Size</th><th class="t">Type</th></tr>
            </thead>
            <!-- uncomment the following block to enable totals -->
            <!--
            <tfoot>
              <tr>
                <td>&nbsp;</td>
              </tr>
              <tr>
                <td colspan="4">
                  <xsl:value-of select="count(//directory)"/> directories,
                  <xsl:value-of select="count(//file)"/> files,
                  <xsl:call-template name="size"><xsl:with-param name="bytes" select="sum(//file/@size)" /></xsl:call-template> total
                </td>
              </tr>
            </tfoot>
            -->
            <tbody>
              <tr><td class="n"><a href="../">Parent Directory</a>/</td><td class="m">&nbsp;</td><td class="s">- &nbsp;</td><td class="t">Directory</td></tr>
              <xsl:apply-templates />
            </tbody>
          </table>
        </div>
        <div class="foot">nginx</div>
      </body>
    </html>
  </xsl:template>
</xsl:stylesheet>

nginx-snippet.conf

server {
  ...
  
  root /opt/www;

  location / {
    try_files $uri @autoindex;
  }

  location @autoindex {
    autoindex on;
    autoindex_format xml;
    xslt_string_param path $uri;
    xslt_stylesheet xslt/dirlist.xslt;
  }
}