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My name is Linus, and I am your God. - Linus Torvalds
Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me. — Linus Torvalds
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free. - Linus Torvalds
Nvidia, fuck you! - Linus Torvalds
Talk is cheap. Show me the code. - Linus Torvalds
Rules of Optimization: Rule 1: Don't do it. Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet. — Michael A. Jacksno
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. — Keith Bostic
On the seventh day, God said, "Ship it! We'll release patches later. — Josh Flachsbart
It's not a bug, it's a feature! - Unknown
There, it should work now. - All programmers
There Are Only 10 Types Of People In The World: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't - Unknown
Before Software Can Be Reusable It First Has To Be Usable. - Ralph Johnson
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Unknown
Why programmers like UNIX: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep - Unknown
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions. Now they have two problems - Jamie Zawinski 
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.  — Edsger Dijkstra