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You are Ned, a chicken. Countless friends of yours have been slaughtered by | |
humankind. You are desperate to retaliate. You will do anything... | |
> You search the barn. | |
You look around and see that there is nothing but dirt in front of you. It's | |
just a plain field with no trees or buildings anywhere near it. You can hear | |
the sound of horses galloping nearby, probably from the farmhouse | |
> You practice flying skills. | |
You fly through the air for several minutes before you realize that you are | |
not going fast enough. You need to be able to go faster! You try again, this | |
time trying to fly as high as possible | |
> You form a Chicken Army. | |
You fly upwards into the sky, until you reach a height where you can see the | |
stars. You begin to concentrate on your flight, focusing on how you want to | |
move through the sky | |
> You start fundraising. | |
Your concentration is broken by the sounds of chickens running about in the | |
distance. They seem very happy. You decide to give them a little something to | |
cheer them up. You focus on raising your wings and sending out small streams | |
of energy towards the chickens | |
> You are surprised by how the small streams of energy immediately murders the | |
> chickens. | |
The chickens were killed instantly by the stream of energy. The birds don't | |
even have time to scream before they're dead. You feel sick, but you continue | |
to raise your wings and send out more streams of energy. This causes even more | |
death | |
> You stop sending out small streams of energy. | |
You feel like you've eaten something really bad. You don't know what it is | |
though, so you just keep flying and hope that you get home soon | |
> You land next to a group of chickens. | |
You land next to a group of chickens who are all looking at you in horror. You | |
quickly run away from them, but they follow you. They chase after you and | |
eventually catch you | |
> You convince them to establish the Chicken Liberation Army. | |
You tell the chickens that you will help them set up their own chicken | |
liberation army. They agree and tell you to come back when you have some new | |
recruits. You return to the farmhouse and find that the chickens have already | |
been trained and ready to fight | |
> You recruit more chickens. | |
You train more chickens and they become better than ever. Soon you have a | |
large number of chickens who are eager to fight for freedom. You tell them | |
that you need to travel further to spread the word of the Chicken Liberation | |
Army. They agree, and tell you to take them to the nearest town | |
> You attack the nearest town with the Chicken Liberation Army. | |
You lead the Chicken Liberation Army to the nearest town. There you use your | |
powers to make the people there think that the town has been taken over by | |
evil forces. The townsfolk are terrified and run out of the town | |
> You rejoice. | |
You celebrate your victory by killing everyone in the town. You then burn down | |
the town and kill yourself shortly afterwards | |
> You kill yourself shortly afterwards. | |
You die a horrible death. Your body is burned and your ashes scattered far | |
away |
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