borg.rb - an office productivity enhancer for Mac OS only.

borg.rb

voices = %w[Agnes Alex Bruce Bubbles Fred Junior Kathy Princess Ralph Vicki Victoria]

phrases = [
  "We are the Borg.",
  "Lower your shields and surrender your ships.",
  "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.",
  "Your culture will adapt to service us.",
  "Resistance is futile."
]

phrases.each do |p|
  voices.each_with_index do |v, i|
    fork do
      `say -v #{v} "#{p}"`
    end
  end
  sleep((p.size.to_f) * 0.09)
end