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Mr. Kilmer,
Thanks for your response and pardon my delay in getting back to you as
I collected my thoughts.
I appreciate you wanting to take thoughtful time for debate and
consideration on this very serious topic, but I can't help but be a
little underwhelmed at your commitment to improving the situation.
You voted 'no' on the Amash amendment. OK, the author of the PATRIOT
yaauie / jason-voorhees.rb
Last active Jun 29, 2017
JSON-decode recursively until it isn't JSON anymore.
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# encoding: utf-8
require 'json'
# For when someone puts JSON in your JSON
# (because MurderingRampage™)
class JasonVoorhees
def self.load(*args)*args)
tenderlove / terrible.rb
Last active May 16, 2020
I am a terrible person
View terrible.rb
require 'fiddle'
module IAmAHorriblePerson
def unset flag
value = _wrap self
flags = { |i| value[i] }.pack('C8').unpack('Q').first
[flags & ~flag].pack('Q').unpack('C8').each_with_index { |n,i|value[i] = n }
def class= k
View apology101.markdown

Chances are your head's spinning right now. That accusation of bias caught you off guard, you got kind of defensive, and now all hell has broken loose. You're feeling attacked on all sides. You're a good person at heart, and having all these people treat you like the antichrist is pretty upsetting.

You need to say something, but you're probably not in the best headspace to write copy right now. So to help you along, here's my 100% guaranteed-or-you-money-back scandal defusement apology template:

yaauie / hello.jscript.bat
Created May 6, 2011
A Polyglot for jscript in batch
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0</* :hello
@ECHO Hello, batch!
@cscript /nologo /E:jscript %~f0 %*
@goto :EOF
WScript.Echo('Hello, jscript!');
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