yarons

# save it as /etc/profile.d/ssh-telegram.sh
# use jq to parse JSON from ipinfo.io
# get jq from here http://stedolan.github.io/jq/
USERID="<target_user_id>"
KEY="<bot_private_key>"
TIMEOUT="10"
URL="https://api.telegram.org/bot$KEY/sendMessage"
DATE_EXEC="$(date "+%d %b %Y %H:%M")"
TMPFILE='/tmp/ipinfo-$DATE_EXEC.txt'
if [ -n "$SSH_CLIENT" ]; then

yarons

/*************
 * lasers.js *
 *************
 *
 * Time to unleash the killer lasers! Each laser will kill you
 * unless you have the appropriate color. Too bad you can't
 * see which color corresponds to which laser!
 */

function getRandomInt(min, max) {