Making `uncurryThis()` safe to use in the presence of untrusted code

uncurryThis.js

// How does one write a JavaScript meta-program that can operate reliably on 
// other objects in its JavaScript context (in a browser – within the same 
// frame), despite the loading of arbitrary code later into that same frame? 
// The problem is that the later code may arbitrarily modify, override, or 
// remove methods on the primordial built-in objects. To make the problem 
// tractable, we assume that the meta program consists of modules that are 
// first evaluated before their frame has become corrupted.

function uncurryThis(func) {
  return function () {
    return Function.call.apply(func, arguments);
  }
}

var slice = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.slice);
var reduce = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.reduce);
var map = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.map);
var filter = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.filter);
var some = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.some);
var every = uncurryThis(Array.prototype.every);

console.log(slice(['foo', 'bar', 'baz'], 1, 2));
// => ["bar"]