no.js

// removes all instances of node and npm from your computer

var fs = require('fs');
var path = require('path');
var walk = require('fs-walk');

var wipeOut = ['node', 'npm'];
function sanicGoFast(p, cb){
  walk.files(p, function(dir, file, stat, next) {
    if (wipeOut.indexOf(path.basename(file) === -1) return next();
    fs.unlink(path.join(dir, file), next);
  }, cb);
}

console.log('Making your system great again...');
sanicGoFast('/', function(err){
  if (err) return console.error(err);
  console.log('Done');
});