IRC Drama

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The cast (nicks and channel names have been changed, obviously):

friendOfMine - a friend of various people (including me) in the channel, recently returned from a 2 month or so haitus due to argument with OtherGuy. Is a generally chill guy.

OtherGuy - has had problems with friendOfMine in the past, apparently still does.

Me - Not important to this story.

note that this is over IRC, where you can't hellban someone, you can only ban.

< OtherGuy> hi. :)
< OtherGuy> also, I know you guys/gals like friendOfMine
< OtherGuy> but I don't give a fuck about that.
< OtherGuy> and I'm going to hellban him because I think he's anegative shit that spreads only cancer and stupid shit.
< OtherGuy> ™.
< Me> (or you can just /ignore him)
< OtherGuy> meh, why would I want him around?
< OtherGuy> he doesn't add value.
< Me> well, I, and probably others, think he does.
< OtherGuy> if you want to hang out with him
< OtherGuy> create anothe channel.
< OtherGuy> another*
< OtherGuy> nbd.
< OtherGuy> oooooh, I know, call it #friendOfMine
< OtherGuy> :)
< Me> now you're the one who's being an ass. I'm done with this channel for the night.
< OtherGuy> I'm hurt.
< OtherGuy> I'm glad you at least realize he was being an ass previously. :)

Half an hour later

-- Mode #channel [+b Me!*@*] by holmes.freenode.net

25 minutes later

<-- ChanServ has kicked Me (User is banned from this channel)