GOOOOOOOOAL

gistfile1.txt

zach (python):

import inspect
def g(v=None):
    f=str(inspect.currentframe().f_back)
    if not v:
        g.__dict__[f] = g.__dict__[f] + 'O' if g.__dict__.get(f) else 'GO'
        return g
    print g.__dict__.pop(f, 'G') + 'AL'
    
jon (python):

 class g(object):
     S = 'G'
     def __call__(self, s=None):
         if isinstance(s, str):
             self.S += s.upper()
             print self.S
         else:
             self.S += 'O'
             return self

jared (js):

function g(x){if(x)return 'g'+'o'.repeat(g.n)+ x;var f=eval('('+g.toString()+')');f.n=~~g.n+1;return f}

GOOOOOOOOAL

zach (python):

import inspect
def g(v=None):
    f=str(inspect.currentframe().f_back)
    if not v:
        g.__dict__[f] = g.__dict__[f] + 'O' if g.__dict__.get(f) else 'GO'
        return g
    print g.__dict__.pop(f, 'G') + 'AL'

jon (python):

class g(object):
     S = 'G'
     def __call__(self, s=None):
         if isinstance(s, str):
             self.S += s.upper()
             print self.S
         else:
             self.S += 'O'
             return self
             
jared (javascript):

function g(x){if(x)return 'g'+'o'.repeat(g.n)+ x;var f=eval('('+g.toString()+')');f.n=~~g.n+1;return f}

jed (python):

def g():
    def o(end=None):
        if end is not None:
            return o.__state__ + end.upper()
        o.__state__ += "O"
        return o
    o.__state__ = "GO"
    return o