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package com.gmail.zcraig29;
import java.util.logging.Logger;
import org.bukkit.Bukkit;
import org.bukkit.ChatColor;
import org.bukkit.command.Command;
import org.bukkit.command.CommandSender;
import org.bukkit.entity.Player;
import org.bukkit.plugin.java.JavaPlugin;
public class testplugin extends JavaPlugin {
Logger log;
public void onEnable() {
this.log = getLogger();
this.log.info("plugin has been enabled succesfully!");
}
public void onDisable() {
this.log = getLogger();
this.log.info("plugin has been disabled succesfully!");
}
public boolean onCommand(CommandSender sender, Command cmd,
String commandLabel, String[] args) {
Player player = null;
if ((sender instanceof Player)) {
player = (Player) sender;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("opme")) {
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.RED
+ "LULZ NO. if you want op read teh rules you naughty noob :D");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("meow")) {
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.RED + " Meow! =^-^=");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("tableflip")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + sender.getName()
+ " Flips a table (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("brohoof")) {
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + "brohoof! /]");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("meowcast")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Meow! =^-^=");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("woof")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "WHO LET DA DOGS OUT?");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("helpme")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "[HELPME] Player: '"
+ sender.getName()
+ "' Needs Help, any available admins please help");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("twss")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "thats what she said! : "
+ sender.getName());
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("ragep")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p6 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p6 == null) || (!p6.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "[RAGE] " + p6.getName() + " Is Ragin xD");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("samich")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p11 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p11 == null) || (!p11.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "[" + sender.getName() + "] --> [" + p11.getName() +"] Make me a samich bitch!");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("csb")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p10 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p10 == null) || (!p10.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "Hey " + p10.getName() + ", Cool story bro!");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("whoreisland")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p12 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p12 == null) || (!p12.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "[" + sender.getName() + "] -->[" + p12.getName() + "] Why dont you just go back to your house on whore island?! D:<");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("rage")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "[RAGE] "
+ sender.getName() + " Is ragin :D");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("lemons")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Alight ive been thinking, when life gives you lemons, dont make");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "lemonade!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Make life take the lemons back! Get " + ChatColor.RED + "MAD");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "THESE?!?!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Demand to see life's manager!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "lemons!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "Do you know who I am?!!?");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA " + ChatColor.RED + "BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.YELLOW + "WITH THE LEMONS!");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "I'm Gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! D:<");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("troll")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░");
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.WHITE + "░░░░░░░L░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("gtfo")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p1 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p1 == null) || (!p1.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
p1.sendMessage(ChatColor.RED + player.getName()
+ " wants you to GTFO");
player.sendMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + p1.getName()
+ " has been told to GTFO");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("umadbro")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p3 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p3 == null) || (!p3.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + "hey " + p3.getName()
+ ", You mad bro?");
player.sendMessage("they mad.");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("facepalm")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.GREEN + sender.getName()
+ " *facepalm*");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("cookie")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p == null) || (!p.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
p.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + player.getName()
+ " has sended you a cookie! <3");
player.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + p.getName()
+ " has received your cookie :D");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("whore")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p == null) || (!p.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + player.getName()
+ " called " + p.getName() + " a whore");
player.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + p.getName()
+ " was called a whore");
return true;
}
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("whoreall")) {
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.AQUA
+ sender.getName() + " Thinks you're all filthy, filthy whores.");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("stfu")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p9 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p9 == null) || (!p9.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
Bukkit.broadcastMessage(ChatColor.RED + "[" + sender.getName() + "]-->[" + p9.getName() + "] SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH! D:<");
return true;
}
if ((cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("muffin")) && (args.length >= 1)) {
Player p4 = Bukkit.getPlayer(args[0]);
if ((p4 == null) || (!p4.isOnline())) {
sender.sendMessage(args[0] + " isn't online!");
return false;
}
p4.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + player.getName()
+ " has sended you a muffin! <3 Om NoMz NoMz!");
player.sendMessage(ChatColor.AQUA + p4.getName()
+ " has received your muffinz! :D");
return true;
}
return false;
}
}
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