Garrett's Witty Tagline Helper

gistfile1.rb

def witty_tagline
   uri = URI.parse("http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random?source=oneliners&format=text")
   http = Net::HTTP.new(uri.host, uri.port)
   http.use_ssl = false
   request = Net::HTTP::Get.new(uri.request_uri)
   response = http.request(request)

   raw CGI::unescape(response.body).split("[")[0]
end