Log every function call to the console

logeverything.js

(function() {
    var call = Function.prototype.call;
    Function.prototype.call = function() {
        console.log(this, arguments);
        return call.apply(this, arguments);
    };
}());

Doesn't work. :/

(function() {
    function hi() {
    }

    var call = Function.prototype.call;
    Function.prototype.call = function() {
        console.log("hi", this, arguments);
        return call.apply(this, arguments);
    };

    hi();
}());