A python object that always looks callable but actually isn't.

welp.py

class HiddenImpl(object):
    def __getattribute__(self, attr):
        if attr == "__call__":
            self.ref = Welp()
            return self.ref
        return object.__getattribute__(self, attr)
    __getattr__ = __getattribute__
    def __setattribute__(self, attr, value):
        if attr not in ["__getattr__", "__getattribute__",
                        "__setattr__", "__setattribute__",
                        "__delattr__", "__delattribute__"]:
            object.__setattr__(self, attr, value)
    __setattr__ = __setattribute__
    def __delattribute__(self, attr):
        if attr not in ["__getattr__", "__getattribute__",
                        "__setattr__", "__setattribute__",
                        "__delattr__", "__delattribute__"]:
            object.__delattr__(self, attr)
    __delattr__ = __delattribute__
    __call__ = None

class BaseHider(type):
    __bases__ = (object, )

class Welp(HiddenImpl):
    __metaclass__ = BaseHider