Too much effort for a joke.

lambarya

package main

import (
	"fmt"
	"os"
	"os/signal"
	"syscall"

	"github.com/erikdubbelboer/gspt"
)

func main() {
	c := make(chan os.Signal)

	gspt.SetProcTitle("A function has no name")
	signal.Notify(c, syscall.SIGINT, syscall.SIGTERM, syscall.SIGQUIT)

	for {
		select {
		case sig := <-c:
			if sig == syscall.SIGQUIT {
				return
			}
			fmt.Println("!today")
		}
	}
}