JS1 is utterly satanic, but so is Python... or is it?

satanic.py

# Inspired by:
# https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ccbpzr/what_book_fucked_you_up_mentally/etmirvt/

import code


class NS(dict):
    def __setitem__(self, key, val):
        if key in self and hasattr(self[key], 'assign'):
            return self[key].assign.__get__(self[key])(val)

        return super(NS, self).__setitem__(key, val)


code.interact(local=NS())


# >>> x = (lambda: None)
# >>> x.size = 0
# >>> x.assign = lambda self, n: setattr(self, 'size', n)
# >>> x = 30
# >>> x.size
# 30
# >>> x.assign = lambda self, n: setattr(self, 'size', n * 2)
# >>> x = 50
# >>> x.size
# 100
# >>> import random, signal
# >>> signal.signal(signal.SIGALRM, lambda signum, frame: (lambda rd: setattr(x, 'assign', lambda self, n: setattr(self, 'size', n * rd)))(random.random()))
# <Handlers.SIG_DFL: 0>
# >>> signal.setitimer(signal.ITIMER_REAL, 1, 1)
# (0.0, 0.0)
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 9.851146270855914
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.0629361758247864
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.0629361758247864
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.0629361758247864
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 4.8760695045651765
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 4.8760695045651765
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 5.469714851041719
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 5.469714851041719
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.9915335156157816
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.9915335156157816
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 3.9915335156157816
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 5.988438611695427
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 5.988438611695427
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 5.988438611695427
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 0.9312613818017534
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 0.9312613818017534
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 0.9312613818017534
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 0.9312613818017534
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 6.840876611391985
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 6.840876611391985
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 6.840876611391985
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 6.840876611391985
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 2.5695834315824118
# >>> x = 10; x.size
# 2.5695834315824118