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Created April 30, 2024 07:46
Food reviews by Gavalar

Since it is customary for me to review my canteen meal on the rare occasion I feel compelled to dine there, here are my thoughts and findings on this grey and bleak May afternoon. The atmosphere in the canteen was heavy and sombre. Surrounded by grey walls, decorated with foods we would never taste, the other prisoners and I shuffled along, trays lowered almost as a mark of respect for an event we knew nothing about. Having asked for the Spaghetti Bolognese, our prison cook filled the metaphoric bowl with gruel. The spaghetti, thickly clumped, the bolognese spilt over with no finesse, no care. Shoved at me, I half expected to be yelled at to move along. I added chilli-flakes and pre-grated parmesan liberally, this would be my salvation,

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zloncar / gist:7446161
Created November 13, 2013 09:24
Office quotes
If Pingham wasn't a developer, he would have been a hairdresser. (Fritz)
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Last active December 25, 2015 16:19
Dependency injection (+ singletons)
# hardcoded behaviour
class Cow
  def speak
    'Mooooo!'
  end
end

# creature dependency example
# with and without singletons