slack-bot-responses

### Phrase:
hi guys, 
hey guys, 
hello guys, 
you guys,
guys

### Respose:
Did you mean team?
Did you mean all?
Did you mean pals?
Did you mean folks?
Did you mean crew?
Did you mean people?
Did you mean y’all?

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### Phrase:
CoC,
Code of Conduct

### Respose:
For more information, please check out our Code of Conduct: https://github.com/webcompat/webcompat.com/blob/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md

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### Phrase:
crazy,
insane

### Respose:
Did you mean intense?
Did you mean awesome?
Did you mean fascinating?
Did you mean unreasonable?
Did you mean absurd?
Did you mean outrageous?
Did you mean unacceptable?
Did you mean overwhelming?
Maybe you mean bad?
Maybe you mean illogical?
Maybe you mean erratic?
Maybe you mean nonsensical?
Maybe you mean ridiculous?
Maybe you mean uncontrolled?
Maybe you mean unpredictable?
Maybe you mean too much?
Maybe you mean strange?
Maybe you mean unusual?


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### Phrase:
stupid,
retarded

### Respose:
Did you mean frustrating?
Did you mean pointless?
Did you mean annoying?
Did you mean irritating?
Did you mean obnoxious?
Did you mean silly?
Did you mean dorky?
Did you mean cheesy?
Did you mean nonsensical?
Did you mean illogical?

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### Phrase:
lame,
stupid,
dumb,
retarded,
idiot

### Respose:
Did you mean bad?
Did you mean awful?
Did you mean uncool?
Did you mean nothing I agree with?

Doesn't bad sound a lot better?
Doesn't poorly sound thought-out a lot better?
Doesn't illogical sound a lot better?
Doesn't incorrect sound a lot better?
Doesn't ridiculous sound a lot better?
Doesn't unthinkable sound a lot better?
Doesn't a sound waste of time a lot better?
Doesn't silly sound a lot better?
Doesn't trifling sound a lot better?
Doesn't pandering sound a lot better?

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### Phrase:
shitty,
this sucks,
this suck's,
fuck,
fucking

### Respose:
Please keep your comments constructive.