Vagrant (VirtualBox) bootstrap. Holla!

vagrant-bootstrap

#!/usr/bin/env bash

# Upgrade Base Packages
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get upgrade -y

# Install Web Packages
sudo apt-get install -y apache2 
rm -rf /var/www
ln -fs /vagrant /var/www

sudo apt-get install -y php5 
sudo apt-get install -y php5-dev 
sudo apt-get install -y php5-xdebug 
sudo apt-get install -y php5-apcu 
sudo apt-get install -y php5-json 
sudo apt-get install -y php5-mysql
sudo apt-get install -y php5-gd curl
sudo apt-get install -y php5-curl
sudo apt-get install -y memcached
sudo apt-get install -y php5-memcached
sudo apt-get install -y libmcrypt4
sudo apt-get install -y php5-mcrypt
sudo apt-get install -y beanstalkd
sudo apt-get install -y openssh-server
sudo apt-get install -y git

# Install MySQL
sudo debconf-set-selections <<< 'mysql-server mysql-server/root_password password root'
sudo debconf-set-selections <<< 'mysql-server mysql-server/root_password_again password root'
sudo apt-get -y install mysql-server

# Configure Mcrypt (Ubuntu 13.10)
#sudo ln -s /etc/php5/conf.d/mcrypt.ini /etc/php5/mods-available
#sudo php5enmod mcrypt
#sudo service apache2 restart

# Install Composer
curl -sS https://getcomposer.org/installer | php
sudo mv composer.phar /usr/local/bin/composer

# Install PHPUnit
sudo pear config-set auto_discover 1
sudo pear install pear.phpunit.de/phpunit

# Enable PHP Error Reporting
sudo sed -i "s/error_reporting = .*/error_reporting = E_ALL/" /etc/php5/apache2/php.ini
sudo sed -i "s/display_errors = .*/display_errors = On/" /etc/php5/apache2/php.ini
sudo sed -i "s/error_reporting = .*/error_reporting = E_ALL/" /etc/php5/cli/php.ini
sudo sed -i "s/display_errors = .*/display_errors = On/" /etc/php5/cli/php.ini
sudo sed -i "s/memory_limit = .*/memory_limit = 512M/" /etc/php5/cli/php.ini

# Generate SSH Key
cd ~
mkdir .ssh
cd .ssh
ssh-keygen -f id_rsa -t rsa -N ''

sudo reboot