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## stanford-prison-cites.txt
Sarah asserts, "I knew there were some sketchy things about the Stanford prison
experiment but whew this piece!"

Dan asserts, "A rare situation where even I don't care about the truth, either
they weren't monsters and we shouldn't say they were, or they were made monsters
and we still shouldn't say they were. Either way, grant them their peace. And we
should still worry about deference to authority."

Sarah asserts, "Not sure you caught the implications — that the basic premise of
the experiment, that there's a monster in all of us, exonerates systems... A

## cloudwatch-alarm-to-slack.js
'use strict';

/**
 * See http://notes.webutvikling.org/send-aws-cloudwatch-alarms-to-slack/ for instructions
 * But I like this code better because the snsToSlack.js code doesn't parse the CloudWatch JSON
 *
 * Follow these steps to configure the webhook in Slack:
 *
 *   1. Navigate to https://<your-team-domain>.slack.com/services/new
 *

## phoenix-rally-urls-to-archive.txt
twitter

https://twitter.com/MidcourseJam/status/900211595044945920
videobot

https://twitter.com/DSA_Phoenix/status/900205150643658753
videobot

https://twitter.com/Walldo/status/900201042813603841
videobot

## output.txt
string(14) "--- Binary ---"
string(44) "Base        11000000101010000000000100001110"
string(44) "Mask        11111111111111111111111000000000"
string(44) "BaseNet     11000000101010000000000000000000"
string(44) "Incrementer 00000000000000000000001000000000"
string(44) "Final       11000000101010000000001000000000"
string(10) "--- IP ---"
string(24) "Base        192.168.1.14"
string(25) "Mask        255.255.254.0"
string(23) "BaseNet     192.168.0.0"

## charts.js
function pairedChartColors(count) {
	pairedSchemes = {3:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a"],4:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c"],5:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99"],6:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c"],7:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f"],8:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f","#ff7f00"],9:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f","#ff7f00","#cab2d6"],10:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f","#ff7f00","#cab2d6","#6a3d9a"],11:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f","#ff7f00","#cab2d6","#6a3d9a","#ffff99"],12:["#a6cee3","#1f78b4","#b2df8a","#33a02c","#fb9a99","#e31a1c","#fdbf6f","#ff7f00","#cab2d6","#6a3d9a","#ffff99","#b15928"]}
  return pairedSchemes[count];
}

## create_elastic_cloud_watcher.sh
curl -u admin -p -XPUT 'https://your_elasticsearch_url:9243/_watcher/watch/cluster_size_watch' -d '{
  "trigger" : {
    "schedule" : { "interval" : "60s" }
  },
  "input" : {
    "http" : {
      "request" : {
        "host" : "your_elasticsearch_url",
        "port" : 9243,
        "scheme" : "https",

## pdo.php
<?php

//..

$foo = "foofoo";
$bar = "barbar";

$conn = new PDO('mysql:host=yourserverip;dbname=yourdatabasename', 'username', 'password');
$conn->setAttribute(PDO::ATTR_ERRMODE, PDO::ERRMODE_EXCEPTION);

## symfony-post-controller-hook.php
<?php
    public function myPostControllerFunction($someObject) {
        $dispatcher = $this->get('event_dispatcher');
        $logger = $this->get('logger');

        $dispatcher->addListener('kernel.terminate', function ($event) use ($logger, $someObject) {
            $logger->warning('This log entry was generated after Kernel Terminate and was passed an object of class: '.get_class($someObject));
        });
    }

## symfony_form_preset_event_example.php
<?php

use Symfony\Component\Form\FormEvent;
use Symfony\Component\Form\FormEvents;
use Symfony\Component\Form\AbstractType;

class MyFormType extends AbstractType
{

	public function buildForm(FormBuilderInterface $builder, array $options)

## refile_bootstrap_progress_bars.1.js
// refile upload progress
var uploadsSuccessful = 0;
var uploadsFailed = 0;
var uploadsCompleted = 0;
var uploadsTotal = 0;
var progressBarParent = null;

$(document).on("upload:start", "form", function(e) {
  $(this).find("input[type=submit]").attr("disabled", true);