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372 2006-12-12 20:02:06 good, now all of tumble knows we're pirates cwage | |
708 2007-08-15 13:39:41 who needs skill when you have money cwage | |
735 2007-08-27 20:30:59 scrape the used condoms off the wall cwage | |
745 2007-08-31 14:16:23 i'm not gay, i'm just curious cwage | |
773 2007-09-19 15:55:06 mount -o $15,000 the magic NetApp NFS params according to cwage | |
805 2007-10-15 17:01:39 what you've never had a good moroccan brisket cwage | |
807 2007-10-16 11:20:18 it's not lying if you make money from it cwage | |
888 2007-11-24 09:55:20 Man, light is so fast cwage | |
941 2007-12-24 11:51:55 hotels can be fun. particulary if you're with a girl. cwage | |
948 2007-12-30 09:36:06 i was like "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" cwage, the guy | |
996 2008-01-25 10:55:38 mmm, laid cwage, sex fanboy | |
1007 2008-01-28 17:19:25 I still think VGA is high-tech cwage, video buff | |
1013 2008-02-01 10:46:06 tigers love science cwage, science fanboy | |
1035 2008-02-17 19:01:55 i felt bad, and then i ordered a beer. cwage, asshole | |
1050 2008-02-27 12:06:32 what would we do without rhetorical questions? cwage | |
1078 2008-03-07 16:21:50 we're all gonna die cwage | |
1086 2008-03-12 21:18:29 downsides: no booze, limited produce selection, no club soda cwage, on plumgood | |
1100 2008-03-17 22:38:15 finally, us white males get a chance to influence things. cwage, white. and male. | |
1140 2008-04-17 11:19:47 fucking iphones. cwage, iphone owner | |
1172 2008-06-06 12:20:07 bind in a nutshell: 'goddamnit' cwage | |
1174 2008-06-09 13:24:34 man i hope they inject it to me cwage | |
1203 2008-08-04 19:40:29 this is the reason that people think southerners are a bunch of fuckin inbred morons cwage, see below | |
1219 2008-08-17 11:26:54 big deal, i can do that cwage, on phelps going 8 for 8. | |
1384 2008-12-22 08:40:44 Poor Him. lara, upon hearing cwage would be having lutefisk for christmas | |
1386 2008-12-24 10:24:58 if coffee and cookies and chicken strips for breakfast on christmas eve is wrong, i don't wanna be right cwage | |
1394 2008-12-30 09:15:22 i thought bbh was the genius bar cwage | |
1399 2008-12-31 11:53:13 i am good at finishing beer. cwage | |
1414 2009-01-05 19:21:02 your name is shitcock until you fix something, and then maaaaaybe you get upgraded to 'mediocre' cwage | |
1419 2009-01-08 16:09:14 man, douchebags gotta eat too cwage | |
1603 2009-06-18 17:54:56 all jeans are merely jorts waiting to blossom cwage | |
1675 2009-09-02 21:30:23 motherfuckin miller time cwage | |
1680 2009-09-05 21:59:06 What am I supposed to do with my livestock? cwage | |
1692 2009-09-18 16:11:56 jameson: is grammer one of you're pet peeves? its one of mine, to cwage | |
1730 2009-10-26 15:49:16 Everything on this markerboard is a lie. cwage, scrawled on the markerboard | |
1750 2009-11-02 10:28:34 i mean come on, people, we're trying to have a civilization here cwage | |
1769 2009-11-12 16:45:58 brass stables is AWESOME cwage, connoisseur | |
1771 2009-11-13 11:54:11 there's hot, and there's 2 pitchers of deadguy hot cwage | |
1779 2009-11-19 18:11:45 I can't believe I'm not completely drunk off my ass at 5PM cwage, not on vacation | |
1803 2009-11-30 11:19:17 i'm a PEOPLE PERSON cwage | |
1813 2009-12-04 15:18:07 carpe napum cwage | |
1829 2009-12-15 14:43:47 at this point in my life i'd rather open my wrists than run windows or mac OS X cwage, hardcore | |
1881 2010-01-14 08:14:44 it's blue moon, not beer cwage | |
1885 2010-01-14 13:34:36 it's big enough -- i should listen to it cwage, on his gut | |
1893 2010-01-19 09:58:28 never agree to do work cwage, preaching the wisdom of his wounds | |
1895 2010-01-19 15:01:48 [running windows in vmware server]'s like a comedy of errors, except instead of being funny it induces rage cwage, windows project volunteer | |
1906 2010-01-26 09:44:31 i woke up in tijuana with two hookers and a tattoo cwage | |
1920 2010-01-29 12:30:25 i should have stopped at the liquor store cwage, giving good advice for any trip | |
1930 2010-02-06 14:15:44 the suburbs are rough cwage, gangsta | |
1955 2010-02-19 13:16:51 the future is awesome cwage, working on a laptop tethered to broadband while driving | |
1968 2010-03-02 14:22:01 it would take more than a week of drinking for me to tolerate TMBG cwage, TMBG hatah | |
1994 2010-03-08 14:54:32 i wish cwage, on being a male nurse | |
2021 2010-03-26 12:02:17 Power Bottom one of cwage's 'skills' | |
2028 2010-03-31 10:43:33 there's a blog somewhere that reviews places cwage, internet guru | |
2102 2010-04-30 23:19:00 whores. evan, on what cwage really wants to do | |
2168 2010-06-09 13:38:51 Bikers are pussies. cwage | |
2294 2010-09-08 17:33:45 nashville: not good at maps cwage speaking the truth | |
2318 2010-10-07 14:57:44 this is the internet man! not the wild west! cwage explaining irony to us | |
2325 2010-10-14 11:07:09 i read the silmarillion instead it's like the bible but good cwage | |
2339 2010-10-25 16:09:14 no company should need phone systems more complicated than janine in ghostbusters chris wage efficiency analyst | |
2393 2010-12-08 14:37:00 i manage my configs in /etc cwage founder of CwageOps a DevOps anti-pattern | |
2470 2011-01-14 12:37:34 whatever it is i think we need to put it in the cloud cwage channeling his inner client | |
2479 2011-01-20 13:40:05 there's a front moving in. i suspect we'll get cold rain. cwage meteorologist | |
2483 2011-01-21 14:39:45 take two deadguys and call me in the morning cwage doctor | |
2489 2011-01-24 17:26:12 i like the sauce a lot cwage NOT talking about booze | |
2499 2011-01-31 15:45:11 I heard a guy from kings of leon is having a 'war with words' with someone from Glee. The only response I had to that news was that I wanted to punch the guy that made me aware of | |
it. cwage making everyone else aware of it... | |
2578 2011-03-18 11:05:19 i am gonna get blackout drunk this weekend and then eat an entire deepdish pizza from jet's on saturday to raise awareness for bradley manning cwage | |
2579 2011-03-18 11:05:45 with extra cheese to represent his extra suffering cwage added | |
2603 2011-04-01 16:16:12 violate the naming convention at your own peril cwage rfc 1178 fanboi | |
2605 2011-04-05 17:23:53 shoulda used php cwage fanboi | |
2616 2011-04-08 23:31:26 probably is definitely cwage | |
2654 2011-04-25 16:41:38 i can't type today.a taunting cwage's ironymeter | |
2686 2011-05-15 09:30:59 evan is in a relationship? now i'm starting to think those judgement day predictions aren't so crazy cwage the prophet | |
2773 2011-07-13 15:41:03 i only play dungeon campaigns because they're so underground cwage 12th level hipster | |
2782 2011-07-17 18:54:18 what do you call it when something is awful. mt juliet. cwage consecutively | |
2901 2011-09-15 16:24:03 i've never worked so hard to see a pair of pixelated boobs cwage on leisure suit larry | |
2994 2011-10-21 11:53:40 do you have the weirdest boner right now? aziz to cwage | |
3108 2011-12-27 15:59:51 i have been sober all damn weekend cwage, describing what Hell must be like | |
3116 2012-01-03 16:36:41 i know she's a lawyer but i don't think she's evil cwage, blissfully unaware that ALL lawyers are evil | |
3152 2012-01-17 14:17:43 the solution for songwriters not being at the bottom of the food chain is to eliminate the food chain cwage | |
3200 2012-02-15 10:55:50 thanks a lot, religion cwage | |
3293 2012-03-21 14:31:33 why do people keep letting michael bay make movies? cwage | |
3304 2012-03-23 11:56:24 the people i was with were mortified cwage, describing his typical day | |
3313 2012-03-26 10:04:59 life is hard. mondays are just the one day we can't pretend otherwise cwage, droppin' the wisdom | |
3338 2012-04-04 16:13:59 i don't need the internet to tell me that tastes disgusting cwage | |
3490 2012-05-18 17:10:11 music city lil' achievers!! cwage | |
3543 2012-06-06 11:18:18 why's it gotta be white? cwage on the birthday cake in the company kitchen | |
3544 2012-06-06 11:18:30 oh I think you know. errybuddy not cwage | |
3569 2012-06-11 17:34:24 if we put baconaise on the moon, men would naturally follow cwage, truthin' | |
3605 2012-06-18 22:29:24 reading manpages is for pussies cwage, not a pussy | |
3606 2012-06-19 14:17:14 you're fucked cwage | |
3620 2012-06-21 17:40:06 i am hopped out cwage, filthy traitor | |
3639 2012-06-27 08:24:42 i hate you cwage | |
3692 2012-07-13 15:51:32 if anyone ever invited me to melrose i'd go to the billiards and make a point of it cwage, authenticating himself | |
3707 2012-07-24 12:26:44 when the tits come out the title of cwage's inevitable coffee table photobook | |
3737 2012-07-31 15:09:38 i'll just bring a few tasers for james cwage, planning ahead | |
3753 2012-08-07 12:44:58 it is infuriatin yosemite cwage | |
3830 2012-08-25 08:57:35 who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft? cwage | |
3870 2012-09-05 12:22:43 just because you're smart doesn't mean you deserve to live cwage, discerning eugenicist |
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