gistfile1.txt

quoteID timestamp       quote   author
372     2006-12-12 20:02:06     good, now all of tumble knows we're pirates      cwage
708     2007-08-15 13:39:41     who needs skill when you have money      cwage
735     2007-08-27 20:30:59     scrape the used condoms off the wall    cwage
745     2007-08-31 14:16:23     i'm not gay, i'm just curious    cwage
773     2007-09-19 15:55:06     mount -o $15,000         the magic NetApp NFS params according to cwage
805     2007-10-15 17:01:39     what you've never had a good moroccan brisket   cwage
807     2007-10-16 11:20:18     it's not lying if you make money from it         cwage
888     2007-11-24 09:55:20     Man, light is so fast   cwage
941     2007-12-24 11:51:55     hotels can be fun.  particulary if you're with a girl.   cwage
948     2007-12-30 09:36:06     i was like "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"        cwage, the guy
996     2008-01-25 10:55:38     mmm, laid        cwage, sex fanboy
1007    2008-01-28 17:19:25     I still think VGA is high-tech  cwage, video buff
1013    2008-02-01 10:46:06     tigers love science      cwage, science fanboy
1035    2008-02-17 19:01:55     i felt bad, and then i ordered a beer.   cwage, asshole
1050    2008-02-27 12:06:32     what would we do without rhetorical questions?   cwage
1078    2008-03-07 16:21:50     we're all gonna die      cwage
1086    2008-03-12 21:18:29     downsides: no booze, limited produce selection, no club soda     cwage, on plumgood
1100    2008-03-17 22:38:15     finally, us white males get a chance to influence things.        cwage, white. and male.
1140    2008-04-17 11:19:47     fucking iphones.         cwage, iphone owner
1172    2008-06-06 12:20:07     bind in a nutshell: 'goddamnit' cwage
1174    2008-06-09 13:24:34     man i hope they inject it to me  cwage
1203    2008-08-04 19:40:29     this is the reason that people think southerners are a bunch of fuckin inbred morons     cwage, see below
1219    2008-08-17 11:26:54     big deal, i can do that  cwage, on phelps going 8 for 8.
1384    2008-12-22 08:40:44     Poor Him.        lara, upon hearing cwage would be having lutefisk for christmas
1386    2008-12-24 10:24:58     if coffee and cookies and chicken strips for breakfast on christmas eve is wrong, i don't wanna be right         cwage
1394    2008-12-30 09:15:22     i thought bbh was the genius bar         cwage
1399    2008-12-31 11:53:13     i am good at finishing beer.     cwage
1414    2009-01-05 19:21:02     your name is shitcock until you fix something, and then maaaaaybe you get upgraded to 'mediocre'         cwage
1419    2009-01-08 16:09:14     man, douchebags gotta eat too    cwage
1603    2009-06-18 17:54:56     all jeans are merely jorts waiting to blossom    cwage
1675    2009-09-02 21:30:23     motherfuckin miller time         cwage
1680    2009-09-05 21:59:06     What am I supposed to do with my livestock?      cwage
1692    2009-09-18 16:11:56     jameson: is grammer one of you're pet peeves? its one of mine, to        cwage
1730    2009-10-26 15:49:16     Everything on this markerboard is a lie.         cwage, scrawled on the markerboard
1750    2009-11-02 10:28:34     i mean come on, people, we're trying to have a civilization here         cwage
1769    2009-11-12 16:45:58     brass stables is AWESOME         cwage, connoisseur
1771    2009-11-13 11:54:11     there's hot, and there's 2 pitchers of deadguy hot       cwage
1779    2009-11-19 18:11:45     I can't believe I'm not completely drunk off my ass at 5PM       cwage, not on vacation
1803    2009-11-30 11:19:17     i'm a PEOPLE PERSON      cwage
1813    2009-12-04 15:18:07     carpe napum      cwage
1829    2009-12-15 14:43:47     at this point in my life i'd rather open my wrists than run windows or mac OS X  cwage, hardcore
1881    2010-01-14 08:14:44     it's blue moon, not beer         cwage
1885    2010-01-14 13:34:36     it's big enough -- i should listen to it         cwage, on his gut
1893    2010-01-19 09:58:28     never agree to do work   cwage, preaching the wisdom of his wounds
1895    2010-01-19 15:01:48     [running windows in vmware server]'s like a comedy of errors, except instead of being funny it induces rage      cwage, windows project volunteer
1906    2010-01-26 09:44:31     i woke up in tijuana with two hookers and a tattoo       cwage
1920    2010-01-29 12:30:25     i should have stopped at the liquor store        cwage, giving good advice for any trip
1930    2010-02-06 14:15:44     the suburbs are rough    cwage, gangsta
1955    2010-02-19 13:16:51     the future is awesome    cwage,  working on a laptop tethered to broadband while driving
1968    2010-03-02 14:22:01     it would take more than a week of drinking for me to tolerate TMBG       cwage, TMBG hatah
1994    2010-03-08 14:54:32     i wish   cwage, on being a male nurse
2021    2010-03-26 12:02:17     Power Bottom     one of cwage's 'skills'
2028    2010-03-31 10:43:33     there's a blog somewhere that reviews places     cwage, internet guru
2102    2010-04-30 23:19:00     whores.  evan, on what cwage really wants to do
2168    2010-06-09 13:38:51     Bikers are pussies.     cwage
2294    2010-09-08 17:33:45     nashville: not good at maps     cwage speaking the truth
2318    2010-10-07 14:57:44     this is the internet man! not the wild west!    cwage explaining irony to us
2325    2010-10-14 11:07:09     i read the silmarillion instead it's like the bible but good    cwage
2339    2010-10-25 16:09:14     no company should need phone systems more complicated than janine in ghostbusters       chris wage efficiency analyst
2393    2010-12-08 14:37:00     i manage my configs in /etc     cwage founder of CwageOps a DevOps anti-pattern
2470    2011-01-14 12:37:34     whatever it is i think we need to put it in the cloud   cwage channeling his inner client
2479    2011-01-20 13:40:05     there's a front moving in.  i suspect we'll get cold rain.      cwage meteorologist
2483    2011-01-21 14:39:45     take two deadguys and call me in the morning    cwage doctor
2489    2011-01-24 17:26:12      i like the sauce a lot cwage NOT talking about booze
2499    2011-01-31 15:45:11     I heard a guy from kings of leon is having a 'war with words' with someone from Glee. The only response I had to that news was that I wanted to punch the guy that made me aware of
 it. cwage making everyone else aware of it...
2578    2011-03-18 11:05:19     i am gonna get blackout drunk this weekend and then eat an entire deepdish pizza from jet's on saturday to raise awareness for bradley manning  cwage
2579    2011-03-18 11:05:45     with extra cheese to represent his extra suffering      cwage added
2603    2011-04-01 16:16:12     violate the naming convention at your own peril cwage rfc 1178 fanboi
2605    2011-04-05 17:23:53     shoulda used php        cwage fanboi
2616    2011-04-08 23:31:26     probably is definitely  cwage
2654    2011-04-25 16:41:38     i can't type today.a    taunting cwage's ironymeter
2686    2011-05-15 09:30:59     evan is in a relationship? now i'm starting to think those judgement day predictions aren't so crazy    cwage the prophet
2773    2011-07-13 15:41:03     i only play dungeon campaigns because they're so underground    cwage 12th level hipster
2782    2011-07-17 18:54:18     what do you call it when something is awful. mt juliet. cwage consecutively
2901    2011-09-15 16:24:03     i've never worked so hard to see a pair of pixelated boobs      cwage on leisure suit larry
2994    2011-10-21 11:53:40     do you have the weirdest boner right now?       aziz to cwage
3108    2011-12-27 15:59:51     i have been sober all damn weekend      cwage, describing what Hell must be like
3116    2012-01-03 16:36:41     i know she's a lawyer but i don't think she's evil      cwage, blissfully unaware that ALL lawyers are evil
3152    2012-01-17 14:17:43     the solution for songwriters not being at the bottom of the food chain is to eliminate the food chain   cwage
3200    2012-02-15 10:55:50     thanks a lot, religion  cwage
3293    2012-03-21 14:31:33     why do people keep letting michael bay make movies?     cwage
3304    2012-03-23 11:56:24     the people i was with were mortified    cwage, describing his typical day
3313    2012-03-26 10:04:59     life is hard. mondays are just the one day we can't pretend otherwise   cwage, droppin' the wisdom
3338    2012-04-04 16:13:59     i don't need the internet to tell me that tastes disgusting     cwage
3490    2012-05-18 17:10:11     music city lil' achievers!!     cwage
3543    2012-06-06 11:18:18     why's it gotta be white?        cwage on the birthday cake in the company kitchen
3544    2012-06-06 11:18:30     oh I think you know.    errybuddy not cwage
3569    2012-06-11 17:34:24     if we put baconaise on the moon, men would naturally follow     cwage, truthin'
3605    2012-06-18 22:29:24     reading manpages is for pussies cwage, not a pussy
3606    2012-06-19 14:17:14     you're fucked   cwage
3620    2012-06-21 17:40:06     i am hopped out cwage, filthy traitor
3639    2012-06-27 08:24:42     i hate you      cwage
3692    2012-07-13 15:51:32     if anyone ever invited me to melrose i'd go to the billiards and make a point of it     cwage, authenticating himself
3707    2012-07-24 12:26:44     when the tits come out  the title of cwage's inevitable coffee table photobook
3737    2012-07-31 15:09:38     i'll just bring a few tasers for james  cwage, planning ahead
3753    2012-08-07 12:44:58     it is infuriatin        yosemite cwage
3830    2012-08-25 08:57:35     who here wants to have their lives ruined by minecraft? cwage
3870    2012-09-05 12:22:43     just because you're smart doesn't mean you deserve to live      cwage, discerning eugenicist