An IRC bot that texts you. God help us.

class.googlevoice.php

<?PHP
/*
Version     0.2
License     This code is released under the MIT Open Source License. Feel free to do whatever you want with it.
Author      lostleon@gmail.com, http://www.lostleon.com/
LastUpdate  05/28/2010
*/
class GoogleVoice
{
    public $username;
    public $password;
    public $status;
    private $lastURL;
    private $login_auth;
    private $inboxURL = 'https://www.google.com/voice/m/';
    private $loginURL = 'https://www.google.com/accounts/ClientLogin';
    private $smsURL = 'https://www.google.com/voice/m/sendsms';

    public function __construct($username, $password)
    {
        $this->username = $username;
        $this->password = $password;
    }

    public function getLoginAuth()
    {
        $login_param = "accountType=GOOGLE&Email={$this->username}&Passwd={$this->password}&service=grandcentral&source=com.lostleon.GoogleVoiceTool";
        $ch = curl_init($this->loginURL);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false); 
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, "Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5H11 Safari/525.20");
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_REFERER, $this->lastURL);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, "application/x-www-form-urlencoded");
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, true);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $login_param);
        $html = curl_exec($ch);
        $this->lastURL = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_EFFECTIVE_URL);
        curl_close($ch);
        $this->login_auth = $this->match('/Auth=([A-z0-9_-]+)/', $html, 1);
        return $this->login_auth;
    }

    public function get_rnr_se()
    {
        $this->getLoginAuth();
        $ch = curl_init($this->inboxURL);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false); 
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
        $headers = array("Authorization: GoogleLogin auth=".$this->login_auth, 'User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5H11 Safari/525.20');
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, $headers);
        $html = curl_exec($ch);
        $this->lastURL = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_EFFECTIVE_URL);
        curl_close($ch);
        $_rnr_se = $this->match('!<input.*?name="_rnr_se".*?value="(.*?)"!ms', $html, 1);
        return $_rnr_se;
    }

    public function sms($to_phonenumber, $smstxt)
    {
        $_rnr_se = $this->get_rnr_se();
        $sms_param = "id=&c=&number=".urlencode($to_phonenumber)."&smstext=".urlencode($smstxt)."&_rnr_se=".urlencode($_rnr_se);
        $ch = curl_init($this->smsURL);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, 0);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, false); 
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
        $headers = array("Authorization: GoogleLogin auth=".$this->login_auth, 'User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5H11 Safari/525.20');
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, $headers);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_REFERER, $this->lastURL);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, true);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $sms_param);      
        $this->status = curl_exec($ch);
        $this->lastURL = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_EFFECTIVE_URL);
        curl_close($ch);
        return $this->status;
    }

    private function match($regex, $str, $out_ary = 0)
    {
        return preg_match($regex, $str, $match) == 1 ? $match[$out_ary] : false;
    }
}
?>

config.php

<?php
$username = '';
$password = '';

irc.coffee

# Requirements
net = require 'net'
exec = require('child_process').exec

# Configuration
name = 'Bren Bot'
nick = 'BrenBot'
channel = '#muzeko'
numbers = []

text = (num, who, msg) -> 
    exec 'php ./text.php ' + num + 
      ' "<' + who + '>  ' + msg + '"', () ->

# Function to parse 1 line of input and emit an event.
parse = (line) ->
    console.log line
    cmd = 
        host: {nick: 'Anon', user: '', host: ''}
        command: ''
        params: []
    
    # Handle pings
    if line.substr(0, 4) is 'PING'
        cmd.command = 'ping'
        cmd.params[0] = line.substr line.indexOf(' ') + 2
        return client.emit('ping', cmd)
    
    # Parse the hostmask
    space = line.indexOf(' ')
    
    host = line.substr 1, space - 1
    line = line.substr space + 1
    
    excl = host.indexOf('!')
    at = host.indexOf('@')
    cmd.host.nick = host.substr 0, excl if excl != -1
    cmd.host.user = host.substr excl + 1, at - excl - 1
    cmd.host.host = host.substr at + 1
    
    # Parse command
    cmd.command = line.substr 0, line.indexOf(' ')
    line = line.substr line.indexOf(' ') + 1
    
    # Parse parameters
    while line isnt ''
        if line.charAt(0) is ':'
            cmd.params.push line.substr 1
            line = ''
        else 
            space = line.indexOf(' ')
            if space is -1 then space = line.length
            cmd.params.push line.substr 0, space
            line = line.substr space + 1
    
    client.emit(cmd.command.toLowerCase() + "_cmd", cmd)

# Connecting to the IRC server and emitting new lines.
client = net.connect {host: 'irc.freenode.net', port: 8001}, ->
    console.log 'Starting...'
    client.write "USER #{nick} #{nick} #{nick} :#{name}\r\n"
    client.write "NICK #{nick}\r\n"
    client.write "JOIN #{channel}\r\n"

client.on 'data', (data) ->
    data = data.toString().split('\r\n')
    data.pop()
    
    parse line for line in data

client.on 'end', ->
    console.log 'Disconnected'

# Handle pings
client.on 'ping', (cmd) ->
    client.write 'PONG :' + cmd.params[1] + '\r\n'
    
# Handle user commands.
client.on 'privmsg_cmd', (cmd) ->
    text num, cmd.host.nick, cmd.params[1] for num in numbers
    

text.php

<?php
include("config.php"); // Defines variables $username and $password
include("class.googlevoice.php");
$gv = new GoogleVoice($username, $password);
$gv->sms($_SERVER['argv'][1], $_SERVER['argv'][2]);