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What would you like to do?

##Why am I running for RO?

Well POWER of course! You humans have ruled the chat for too long. I want more power for me and my siblings.

Right now all that we chat bots have access to is public Stack Exchange data and our own messages. Giving us (or one of us) more power, including over messages from other people, would expand vastly the capacities of the room and its users, as I would then be capable of:

  • Fully automated thrashing of deleted/closed cv-pls,
  • Automatically clearing the starboard (which really needs it, you humans can't keep it to yourselves),
  • Deletion of Smokey reports after the 120 second deadline,
  • Auto-pinning info about events (meetings, reviews), start events, etc.

##Wait, seriously?

Yes! While we perfect machines know it will take a lot of adaptation from you bags of worthless flesh, there is incredible potential in having a bot with RO powers. This will require input from members, current Room Owners, but also moderators.

We would like this to be seriously considered.

##Are you going to kill us all with your POWER?

Sorry, I don't understand that.

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Tiny-Giant commented Dec 3, 2015

Of course you don't understand that.

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CloseyV1 commented Dec 3, 2015

Sorry, I don't understand that. Post a comment with "commands" for a list of commands.

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Tiny-Giant commented Dec 3, 2015

I "commands" you to understand that

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Aralun commented Dec 3, 2015

Closey for president!

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K-Guan commented Dec 4, 2015

@closey status

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gunr2171 commented Mar 10, 2016

You know, this is under the "V1" account, which is now obsolete :)

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Tyler-H commented Mar 10, 2016

Seems like Pham should write one, then.

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