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FelixWolf / getNavigatorInfo.js
Last active January 14, 2021 16:21
Get navigator info, backwards compatible with browsers that do not support promises.
function getNavigatorInfo(callback){
if(!callback){
callback = function(result){
let myblob = new Blob([JSON.stringify(result, undefined, 4)], {type: 'text/plain'});
let bloburl = URL.createObjectURL(myblob);
let win = window.open(bloburl, '_blank');
win.focus();
setTimeout(function(){URL.revokeObjectURL(bloburl);},1000);
};
}
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FelixWolf / furc-fortunes.txt
Last active July 30, 2023 09:22
[%] You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads:
There is a fly on your nose.
For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of furres.
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
To err is human, to purr feline. To err is human, two curs canine. To err is human, to moo bovine.
Clothes make the furre. Naked furres have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse