I hereby claim:
- I am JOPHESTUS on github.
- I am jophestus (https://keybase.io/jophestus) on keybase.
- I have a public key whose fingerprint is E974 7FF9 A25F 8E48 F952 2E87 D4EA 3653 69A8 2E71
To claim this, I am signing this object:
I hereby claim:
To claim this, I am signing this object:
lol768 created politeness | |
Anyone that doesn't like lol768 is a liar | |
lol768 loves all | |
lol768 prefers British spellings | |
lol768 is OP | |
lol768 > * | |
lol768 hates being pinged | |
tea > * | |
lol768 > tea > * | |
lol768 has a love/hate relationship with coffee |
Aug 21 17:22:35 <JOPHESTUS> being science week at school | |
Aug 21 17:22:41 <JOPHESTUS> in chem lab doing experiments | |
Aug 21 17:22:47 <JOPHESTUS> we did screaming jelly baby | |
Aug 21 17:22:52 <JOPHESTUS> first run was all good | |
Aug 21 17:23:16 <JOPHESTUS> second run we used a strip of 5 gum (all this was being done in the fume cabinet) | |
Aug 21 17:23:23 <JOPHESTUS> and the test tube exploded | |
Aug 21 17:23:40 <JOPHESTUS> the BANG was incredibly loud I still have a headache and ears hurt | |
Aug 21 17:23:53 <JOPHESTUS> and the test tube exploded all over the room | |
Aug 21 17:23:56 <JOPHESTUS> I got cut on the face | |
Aug 21 17:24:09 <DSH105> hahah |
Connection.Response thing = Jsoup.connect("http://forums.bukkit.org/members/?username=" + line[1]).method(Connection.Method.GET).followRedirects(true).execute(); | |
String url = thing.header("Location"); | |
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(url).get(); |
@EventHandler | |
public void onCommandPreprocess(PlayerCommandPreprocessEvent event) { | |
Player sender = event.getPlayer(); | |
if (set.contains(event.getMessage())){ | |
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "+------------------------------+"); | |
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_AQUA + event.getMessage() + " is awesome!"); | |
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "+------------------------------+"); |
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<modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion> | |
<groupId>us.jophest.bukkitstaff</groupId> | |
<artifactId>bstest</artifactId> | |
<version>0.1</version> | |
<name>BukkitStaff</name> | |
<url>https://github.com/jophestus/bukkitstaff</url> | |
<build> | |
<finalName>BukkitStaff</finalName> | |
<sourceDirectory>${basedir}/src/main/java</sourceDirectory> |
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<modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion> | |
<groupId>us.jophest.isthispersonawesome</groupId> | |
<artifactId>isthispersonawesome</artifactId> | |
<version>1.0</version> | |
<packaging>jar</packaging> | |
<name>isthispersonawesome</name> |
package us.jophest.jimmy; | |
import org.pircbotx.PircBotX; | |
import org.pircbotx.hooks.ListenerAdapter; | |
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.ConnectEvent; | |
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.InviteEvent; | |
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.MessageEvent; | |
import java.io.BufferedReader; | |
import java.io.File; |
package us.jophest.isthispersonawesome; | |
import java.io.BufferedReader; | |
import java.io.File; | |
import java.io.IOException; | |
import java.io.InputStreamReader; | |
import java.net.URL; | |
import java.net.URLConnection; | |
import java.util.logging.Logger; |
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background: url("https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1620417_10201637204715174_536095418_n.jpg");; | |
color: white; | |
font-family: Comic sans MS; | |
background-size: cover; | |
background-position: center center; | |
background-repeat: no-repeat; | |
background-attachment: fixed; |