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lol768 created politeness | |
Anyone that doesn't like lol768 is a liar | |
lol768 loves all | |
lol768 prefers British spellings | |
lol768 is OP | |
lol768 > * | |
lol768 hates being pinged | |
tea > * | |
lol768 > tea > * | |
lol768 has a love/hate relationship with coffee | |
lol768 breathes tea | |
Tea is life | |
tea > coffee | |
lol768 is PHP (unless you don't like PHP... in that case lol768 is Java) | |
If lol768 doesn't know, nobody knows | |
lol768 created Minecraft | |
lol768 created the computer | |
lol768 prefers Linux | |
lol768 is the real MVP | |
There was lol768 before light | |
lol768 likes webdev | |
lol768 likes Laravel | |
lol768 likes telling stories | |
lol768's stories are usually about web security | |
lol768 points out that there's a cat in a picture of a cat | |
lol768 created happiness | |
lol768 cannot lose | |
lol768 donated his life savings to charity | |
All occurances of "God" in the Bible can be replaced with "lol768" | |
lol768 gentrifies neighborhoods by driving through them | |
lol768 wrote "London Bridge is Falling Down" | |
lol768 doesn't live in London; London lives in lol768 | |
lol768 doesn't believe in God because he is God | |
lol768 doesn't like JavaScript because unlike him, it doesn't have class(es) | |
lol768 created the decimal number system | |
lol768 was able to speak PHP fluently at the age of 2 | |
lol768 stopped coding once; the universe had a kernel panic | |
lol768 lives in England but that is fine; he absorbs the rain to become stronger and to use stronger-typed languages | |
lol768's internet connection has a ping latency of -1ms | |
lol768's broadband never cuts out; the rest of the internet just fails to serve his computer | |
lol768's laptop has a screen resolution of 8192x4096 | |
RamNode pays lol768 to host his VPS | |
lol768's laptop has an Intel Core i9 processor | |
lol768's bathroom is tiled with the motherboards he created from raw atoms | |
lol768 didn't like the film The Matrix, as he saw Neo as an inaccurate portrayal of himself | |
lol768 invented the concept of open source | |
lol768 likes Linux Mint; he created it by compressing and rearranging mint plants into the shape of a DVD | |
lol768 once entered an incorrect password; the computer quickly apologised as it thought it was at fault | |
lol768 does not party; lol768 IS the party | |
lol768 used superpowers to flatten CRTs into LCDs | |
lol768 can apt-get install packages that don't currently exist; they come into being when he chooses | |
Sentient life was the result of lol768 messing with AI | |
Every Wolfram Alpha response is actually lol768 replying with the correct answer | |
lol768 can break out of an infinity loop | |
Whenever lol768 uses a random function, it always results in 768 | |
<Chester> lol768 enjoys herding kittens at ten.java | |
<Chester> lol768 is here to save you. | |
lol768 can spell kernel | |
lol768's alias is "lollypop" | |
lol768 can create an MMO in assembly | |
lol768's real name is lol768 | |
If lol768 doesn't like you, you shall exist no longer | |
lol768 likes to hit people | |
lol768 is the reason wars end | |
lol768 says "right" a lot | |
lol768 likes colours, but not colors | |
lol768 has favourites, but not favorites | |
lol768 doesn't have bookmarks in Chrome; bookmarks bookmark him | |
lol768 hates math | |
lol768 loves maths | |
011011000110111101101100001101110011011000111000 | |
lol768 counts in binary | |
lol768 counts in hex | |
lol768 counts in octal | |
lol768 can count to infinity | |
lol768 can make unsigned bytes in Java | |
lol768 can copy arrays in a constant time of O(0) | |
lol768's JVM doesn't use RAM | |
lol768's computer doesn't have a keyboard or mouse; the computer does what lol768 wants it to do | |
lol768 has a yottabyte SSD that he got for free | |
lol768 is 205% faster than the modern Intel processor | |
lol768 has a terabyte of RAM | |
lol768 has 5 3D monitors with surround sound | |
lol768 hates Skype | |
lol768 can chug 10 gallons of milk without throwing up | |
lol768 won every hotdog-eating contest ever | |
lol768 won 3 Nobel Peace Prizes | |
lol768 doesn't have to pay for anything | |
lol768 is secretly the world's dictator | |
lol768 has over 19 kittens | |
lol768 can program a space probe in 10 lines in binary | |
lol768 can use T.class | |
lol768 can reassign final fields | |
lol768 can hack into the NSA's database while playing (and winning) ping-pong | |
lol768 can respond to "ping" with "pong" in less than 13.97 nanoseconds | |
lol768 sleeps | |
lol768 never encounters IOExceptions | |
lol768's code is always bug-free | |
lol768 doesn't code, he is code | |
lol768 doesn't have to implement abstract methods | |
Java's compiler doesn't dare give lol768 errors | |
The world sleeps when lol768 sleeps | |
lol768 doesn't need to sleep | |
When lol768 is away, everyone mourns and cries in remembrance | |
lol768 will stop global warming | |
lol768 can change the seasons | |
What lol768 says becomes fact | |
lol768's opinions == fact | |
lol768 / 0 = lol768 | |
The square root of lol768 is lol27.7128129211 | |
lol768 can divide by 0 | |
If I have 5 lol768s and lol768 has 3 lol768s, lol768 has more lol768s than me | |
lol768^2 = lol589824 | |
lol768 can see ultraviolet light | |
lol768 keeps the sun's radiation from killing us | |
lol768 prefers sweets over candy |
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