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JOPHESTUS / keybase.md
Created March 16, 2015 09:46

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am JOPHESTUS on github.
  • I am jophestus (https://keybase.io/jophestus) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is E974 7FF9 A25F 8E48 F952 2E87 D4EA 3653 69A8 2E71

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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JOPHESTUS / lolfax
Created November 16, 2014 02:54
lol768 created politeness
Anyone that doesn't like lol768 is a liar
lol768 loves all
lol768 prefers British spellings
lol768 is OP
lol768 > *
lol768 hates being pinged
tea > *
lol768 > tea > *
lol768 has a love/hate relationship with coffee
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JOPHESTUS / gist:7a332990d6d68e8f129a
Created August 22, 2014 11:43
Aug 21 17:22:35 <JOPHESTUS> being science week at school
Aug 21 17:22:41 <JOPHESTUS> in chem lab doing experiments
Aug 21 17:22:47 <JOPHESTUS> we did screaming jelly baby
Aug 21 17:22:52 <JOPHESTUS> first run was all good
Aug 21 17:23:16 <JOPHESTUS> second run we used a strip of 5 gum (all this was being done in the fume cabinet)
Aug 21 17:23:23 <JOPHESTUS> and the test tube exploded
Aug 21 17:23:40 <JOPHESTUS> the BANG was incredibly loud I still have a headache and ears hurt
Aug 21 17:23:53 <JOPHESTUS> and the test tube exploded all over the room
Aug 21 17:23:56 <JOPHESTUS> I got cut on the face
Aug 21 17:24:09 <DSH105> hahah
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JOPHESTUS / Jimmy.java
Created May 3, 2014 23:27
Connection.Response thing = Jsoup.connect("http://forums.bukkit.org/members/?username=" + line[1]).method(Connection.Method.GET).followRedirects(true).execute();
String url = thing.header("Location");
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(url).get();
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JOPHESTUS / bukkitstaff.java
Created May 3, 2014 11:42
@EventHandler
public void onCommandPreprocess(PlayerCommandPreprocessEvent event) {
Player sender = event.getPlayer();
if (set.contains(event.getMessage())){
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "+------------------------------+");
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_AQUA + event.getMessage() + " is awesome!");
sender.sendMessage(ChatColor.DARK_GREEN + "+------------------------------+");
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JOPHESTUS / pom.xml
Created May 3, 2014 10:54
<project xmlns="http://maven.apache.org/POM/4.0.0" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xsi:schemaLocation="http://maven.apache.org/POM/4.0.0 http://maven.apache.org/xsd/maven-4.0.0.xsd">
<modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion>
<groupId>us.jophest.bukkitstaff</groupId>
<artifactId>bstest</artifactId>
<version>0.1</version>
<name>BukkitStaff</name>
<url>https://github.com/jophestus/bukkitstaff</url>
<build>
<finalName>BukkitStaff</finalName>
<sourceDirectory>${basedir}/src/main/java</sourceDirectory>
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JOPHESTUS / pom.xml
Created April 25, 2014 10:48
Thing
<project xmlns="http://maven.apache.org/POM/4.0.0" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
xsi:schemaLocation="http://maven.apache.org/POM/4.0.0 http://maven.apache.org/xsd/maven-4.0.0.xsd">
<modelVersion>4.0.0</modelVersion>
<groupId>us.jophest.isthispersonawesome</groupId>
<artifactId>isthispersonawesome</artifactId>
<version>1.0</version>
<packaging>jar</packaging>
<name>isthispersonawesome</name>
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JOPHESTUS / Jimmy.java
Created April 22, 2014 07:18
package us.jophest.jimmy;
import org.pircbotx.PircBotX;
import org.pircbotx.hooks.ListenerAdapter;
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.ConnectEvent;
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.InviteEvent;
import org.pircbotx.hooks.events.MessageEvent;
import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.File;
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JOPHESTUS / isthispersonawesome.java
Created April 20, 2014 01:26
package us.jophest.isthispersonawesome;
import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.File;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;
import java.net.URL;
import java.net.URLConnection;
import java.util.logging.Logger;
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JOPHESTUS / thing
Created February 25, 2014 07:28
<!DOCTYPE html>
<head><style> body {
text-align: center;
background: url("https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1620417_10201637204715174_536095418_n.jpg");;
color: white;
font-family: Comic sans MS;
background-size: cover;
background-position: center center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-attachment: fixed;