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require 'factory_girl'  # => true
FactoryGirl::VERSION    # => "4.4.0"
 
what_the_fuck_is_self = nil                                                  # => nil
FactoryGirl.define do factory(:qhatev) { what_the_fuck_is_self = self } end  # => []
 
what_the_fuck_is_self.class  # => #<FactoryGirl::Declaration::Implicit:0x007fa19bb8c6a0 @name=:class, @ignored=false, @factory=#<FactoryGirl::Definition:0x007fa19bb8da28 @declarations=#<FactoryGirl::DeclarationList:0x007fa19bb8d9d8 @declarations=[#<FactoryGirl::Declaration::Implicit:0x007fa19bb8c6a0 ...>], @name=:qhatev, @overridable=false>, @callbacks=[], @defined_traits=#<Set: {}>, @to_create=nil, @base_traits=[], @additional_traits=[], @constructor=nil, @attributes=nil, @compiled=false>>

 
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# hypothetical implementation of nested methods
module Tetris
  extend self
  
  def add_block(board, block_definition, x, y=nil)
    block_height = block_definition.height_for_rotation(0)
    y ||= board.height + block_height
    
    is_within_board_width!
    is_not_below_board!

class RandomCollectionQueue
  def initialize(seed, collection)
    random           = ::Random.new seed
    self.collection  = collection
    self.seed        = seed
    self.next_seed   = random.rand
    self.block_index = random.rand collection.size
    p [seed, next_seed]
  end

require 'active_record'
ActiveRecord::Base.establish_connection adapter: 'sqlite3', database: ':memory:'
 
ActiveRecord::Schema.define do
  self.verbose = false
  create_table :users
end
 
User = Class.new ActiveRecord::Base

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
 
class CommandLineNotes
 
  class Binary
    def initialize(notes, args)
      @notes = notes
      @args  = args
    end

# MAINTAINABLE CODE ON A LARGE PROJECT!!
 
# you shouldn't be able to use an object wrongly
 
# avoid mutability, especially to the outside world and to inputs. work with values
  def accrue_interest(loan, start_date, end_date)
    loan.accrued_interest = (loan.daily_interest_rate * loan.principal) * (start_date - end_date)
  end
 
  # becomes

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
 
# **CODE GOES HERE**
 
# define and invoke the specific notes
if $0 =~ /rspec/
  # **SPECS GO HERE**
 
else
  # THE NOTES!

class A
  attr_writer :a
  def a
    puts "#{self.class}#a=#@a"
  end
end
 
class B
  a   = A.new
  a.a = 'WAS-NOT-REBOUND'

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