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How to Get a Lab Test

This guide is aimed at helping you get your own drugs tested. This is geared towards using Energy Control.

The first thing you'll want is a fake email address. I reccommend using sigaint, which will give you a @sigaint.org address. My own email address is kamajitheboiler@sigaint.org. You can create an account for free, you don't need any other email addresses, and you'll be able to reach people at any clearnet address. The .onion address is http://sigaintevyh2rzvw.onion/.

Next you'll need to contact Energy Control. Their email address is international@energycontrol.org. They will give you some steps to follow, here is an approximation:

  • Send 50 euros worth of bitcoins to a specific Bitcoin address.
  • Mail your drugs in an envelope to a specific mailing address in Spain.
  • Mark your drugs with 2 random letters followed by three random numbers, such as EM692.
  • Send them an email letting them know which transaction sent them the bitcoins, and telling them what random charact

Lab Reports

Here is a list of lab reports, organized by vendor and batch. The link to the original page is provided, along with related links. I have saved as much as possible in case the original links 404. As I get more reports, I will fill out this page further.

If you have any reports, please send them to /u/KamajiTheBoiler on reddit. If you are considering getting your stuff lab tested, please do and share the results. You are helping everybody.

On trusting lab reports: https://gist.github.com/KamajiTheBoiler/cf37f7be068f3cea0d17

The bottom line is that can mostly trust these lab reports, but the only way to be certain is to send in a test for every batch you buy and know for yourself what you bought. We have no idea if Energy Control is lying to us, we're forced to trust them for the time being.