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"It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding. ",
"Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.",
"Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.",
"Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?",
"I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?",
"Is that a double-ended dildo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?",
"My name is {author}... remember that, you'll be moaning it later.",
"You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.",
"My favourite lipstick is the one you're wearing ;)",
"Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime…",
"Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.",
"If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable",
"Heh, you think my writing’s great - you should feel what I can do with my tongue.",
"Lezbihonest here, you're hot.. I'm hot.. Let's do that nasty",
"Stay here while I go strap a little something on",
"You are way too beautiful to be drinking alone; may I join you?",
"Do you identify as a bowling ball? Cuz i wanna put 3 fingers inside of you",
"Are you a fridge? Cause i'm eatin' outta you tonight",
"Why take you out for dinner when I can eat you out for dinner?",
"You got an inhaler? Cause I heard you got dat ass ma 😜",
"Do you want to come to my place and watch a movie, and by watch a movie I mean not watch a movie",
"You smell good enough to have for lunch",
"Why is it always *girls* who want to 'Save the Whales'? They have twenty foot tongues and can breathe through the tops of their heads!",
"I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.",
"I see god gave you everything but my phone number",
"Are you cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight",
"What’s the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses? Sunglasses sit higher on my face",
"Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. ",
"Which is easier, you getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? ",
"Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ",
"I thought for a second I died and went to haven, but then I realized that I am alive and heaven has been brought to me. ",
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am really started to feel a connection. ",
"If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction. ",
"If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print girl. ",
"Hey girl, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you? ",
"Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. ",
"If you want to go out to dinner with me just smile. If you don’t want to, do a back flip. ",
"If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar. ",
"You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line. ",
"Do you have a tan or do you always like this hot? ",
"Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine? ",
"Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks. ",
"Wow, I really love what you are wearing. I’d love it even more on my bedroom floor. ",
"Are you a campfire? Because you are smoking hot and I want S’more. ",
"Not even Snape could Severus apart. ",
"We should get some coffee, cause I’m liking you a latte. ",
"You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. ",
"I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice. ",
"Good thing I have my library card, cause I am definitely checking you out. ",
"You must be debt, because my interest in you is growing. ",
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “FINE” written all over you. ",
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9, and I’m the 1 you need. ",
"If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer. ",
"Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ",
"It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one who tripped me. ",
"Would you touch me so I can tell all my friends I was touched by an angel? ",
"If a star died every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty. ",
"Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.",
"Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?",
"Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you ",
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!",
"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.",
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.",
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.",
"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.",
"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.",
"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.",
"Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.",
"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!",
"Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."