bee movie script

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
 All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
 Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
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With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
 No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.  And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

fun `According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground  The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little  Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second  Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't  I'll pick you up  Looking sharp  Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those  Sorry  I'm excited  Here's the graduate  We're very proud of you, son  A perfect report card, all B's  Very proud  Ma! I got a thing going here  You got lint on your fuzz  Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000  Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam  Hey, Barry  Is that fuzz gel? A little  Special day, graduation  Never thought I'd make it  Three days grade school, three days high school  Those were awkward  Three days college  I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive  You did come back different  Hi, Barry  Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good  Hear about Frankie? Yeah  You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going  Everybody knows, sting someone, you die  Don't waste it on a squirrel  Such a hothead  I guess he could have just gotten out of the way  I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day  That's why we don't need vacations  Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances  Well, Adam, today we are men  We are! Bee-men  Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell  Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9 15  That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation  Heads up! Here we go  Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times  Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary  Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group  This is it! Wow  Wow  We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life  Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive  Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as    Honey! That girl was hot  She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins  Right  You're right  At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence  These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology  What do you think he makes? Not enough  Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman  What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it  Saves us millions  Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course  Most bee jobs are small ones  But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot  But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life  The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that  What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years  So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try  Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make  I'm relieved  Now we only have to make one decision in life  But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees  We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth  You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example  I don't know  But you know what I'm talking about  Please clear the gate  Royal Nectar Force on approach  Wait a second  Check it out  Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow  I've never seen them this close  They know what it's like outside The Hive  Yeah, but some don't come back  Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were  I don't know  Their day's not planned  Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what  You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock  You have to be bred for that  Right  Look  That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime  It's just a status symbol  Bees make too much of it  Perhaps  Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it  Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant  Distant  Look at these two  Couple of Hive Harrys  Let's have fun with them  It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock  Yeah  Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out  What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities  I can autograph that  A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah  Gusty  We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow  Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it  Maybe I am  You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate  What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be  It all depends on what 0900 means  Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me  You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices  But you only get one  Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring  You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around  You get yourself into a rhythm  It's a beautiful thing  You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me  You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger  Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes  I'm not trying to be funny  You're not funny! You're going into honey  Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have  I could say anything right now  I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax  Shave my antennae  Shack up with a grasshopper  Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud  We're starting work today! Today's the day  Come on! All the good jobs will be gone  Yeah, right  Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal    Is it still available? Hang on  Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side  What'd you get? Picking crud out  Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice  You want to go first? No, you go  Oh, my  What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think  Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on  I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out  Wax monkey's always open  The Krelman opened up again  What happened? A bee died  Makes an opening  See? He's dead  Another dead one  Deady  Deadified  Two more dead  Dead from the neck up  Dead from the neck down  That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler  Barry, what do you think I should    Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine    What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out  Out? Out where? Out there  Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life  You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in  If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today  Hey, guys  Look at that  Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted  It's OK, Lou  We're gonna take him up  Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here  Just initial that  Thank you  OK  You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain  So be careful  As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats  Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us  Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful  And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!  All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah  Yeah, bring it on  Wind, check  Antennae, check  Nectar pack, check  Wings, check  Stinger, check  Scared out of my shorts, check  OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue  I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual  Bring it around 30 degrees and hold  Roses! 30 degrees, roger  Bringing it around  Stand to the side, kid  It's got a bit of a kick  That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir  I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here  Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one  See that? It's a little bit of magic  That's amazing  Why do we do that? That's pollen power  More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us  Cool  I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual  Wait  One of these flowers seems to be on the move  Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative  That was on the line! This is the coolest  What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color  It smells good  Not like a flower, but I like it  Yeah, fuzzy  Chemical-y  Careful, guys  It's a little grabby  My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad  Affirmative  Very close  Gonna hurt  Mama's little boy  You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers  Should we tell him? I think he knows  What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross  There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee  He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move  If you don't move, he won't sting you  Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow    the tension level out here is unbelievable  I gotta get home  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume  I made it into a fold-out brochure  You see? Folds out  Oh, no  More humans  I don't need this  What was that? Maybe this time  This time  This time  This time! This time! This    Drapes! That is diabolical  It's fantastic  It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies  What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that    kind of stuff  No wonder we shouldn't talk to them  They're out of their minds  When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say  There's the sun  Maybe that's a way out  I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it  I predicted global warming  I could feel it getting hotter  At first I thought it was just me  Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back  These are winter boots  Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value  You don't know what he's capable of feeling  My brochure! There you go, little guy  I'm not scared of him It's an allergic thing   Put that on your resume brochure  My whole face could puff up  Make it one of your special skills  Knocking someone out is also a special skill  Right  Bye, Vanessa  Thanks  Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken  You know, whatever  You could put carob chips on there  Bye  Supposed to be less calories  Bye  I gotta say something  She saved my life  I gotta say something  All right, here it goes  Nah  What would I say? I could really get in trouble  It's a bee law  You're not supposed to talk to a human  I can't believe I'm doing this  I've got to  Oh, I can't do it  Come on! No  Yes  No  Do it  I can't  How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good  Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry  You're talking  Yes, I know  You're talking! I'm so sorry  No, it's OK  It's fine  I know I'm dreaming  But I don't recall going to bed  Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting  This is a bit of a surprise to me  I mean, you're a bee! I am  And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me  And if it wasn't for you    I had to thank you  It's just how I was raised  That was a little weird  I'm talking with a bee  Yeah  I'm talking to a bee  And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful  I'll leave now  Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing  Same way you did, I guess  "Mama, Dada, honey " You pick it up  That's very funny  Yeah  Bees are funny  If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with  Anyway    Can I    get you something? Like what? I don't know  I mean    I don't know  Coffee? I don't want to put you out  It's no trouble  It takes two minutes  It's just coffee  I hate to impose  Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup  Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't  Have some  No, I can't  Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms  Where? These stripes don't help  You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion  Are you all right? No  He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison  He finally gets there  He runs up the steps into the church  The wedding is on  And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan  Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do  Yeah, different  So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know  I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want  I know how you feel  You do? Sure  My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist  Really? My only interest is flowers  Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan  Anyway, if you look    There's my hive right there  See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area  I lost a toe ring there once  Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee  Maybe I'll try that  You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah  Fine  Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great  Thanks for the coffee  Yeah, it's no trouble  Sorry I couldn't finish it  If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life  Are you   ? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb  Thanks! Yeah  All right  Well, then    I guess I'll see you around  Or not  OK, Barry  And thank you so much again    for before  Oh, that? That was nothing  Well, not nothing, but    Anyway    This can't possibly work  He's all set to go  We may as well try it  OK, Dave, pull the chute  Sounds amazing  It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life  Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy  They talk crazy  They eat crazy giant things  They drive crazy  Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them  But some of them don't  How'd you get back? Poodle  You did it, and I'm glad  You saw whatever you wanted to see  You had your "experience " Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal  Well    Well? Well, I met someone  You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp  Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders  I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all  I can't get by that face  So who is she? She's    human  No, no  That's a bee law  You wouldn't break a bee law  Her name's Vanessa  Oh, boy  She's so nice  And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating  You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me  This is over! Eat this  This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb  It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat  That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No  It's bread and cinnamon and frosting  They heat it up    Sit down!    really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us  There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning  Stop yearning  Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is  He's in the pool  You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about  What life? You have no life! You have no job  You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out  Your father's talking to you  Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead  I'll catch up  Don't be too long  Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here  I told you not to yell at him  He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this  Sorry, I've gotta go  Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend  A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye  I just hope she's Bee-ish  They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering  A tournament  Do the roses compete in athletic events? No  All right, I've got one  How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting  Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster  Yeah, OK, I see, I see  All right, your turn  TiVo  You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease  It's a horrible, horrible disease  Oh, my  Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks  We try not to sting  It's usually fatal for us  So you have to watch your temper  Very carefully  You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out  Work through it like any emotion  Anger, jealousy, lust  Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah  What is wrong with you?! It's a bug  He's not bothering anybody  Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was  How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages  Seventy-five is pretty much our limit  You've really got that down to a science  I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue  I'll bet  What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him  Why is this here? For people  We eat it  You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes  How do you get it? Bees make it  I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring  You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic  It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry  Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this  I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector  You almost done? Almost  He is here  I sense it  Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around  You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something  So you can talk! I can talk  And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand  I thought we were friends  The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them  And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still  What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves  Where you headed? To Honey Farms  I am onto something huge here  I'm going to Alaska  Moose blood, crazy stuff  Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma  And you? He really is dead  All right  Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell  But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming  Turn off the radio  Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood  Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see  Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it  I mean, that honey's ours  Bees hang tight  We're all jammed in  It's a close community  Not us, man  We on our own  Every mosquito on his own  What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble  Nobody likes us  They just smack  See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world  You must meet girls  Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly  Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito  You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here  Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit  What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead  They are pinheads! Pinhead  Check out the new smoker  Oh, sweet  That's the one you want  The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic  Twice the nicotine, all the tar  A couple breaths of this knocks them right out  They make the honey, and we make the money  "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah  It doesn't last too long  Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here  We had no choice  This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey  Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something  Oh, Barry, stop  Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor  Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory  These are obviously doctored photos  How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans  What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend  And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not  You wish you could  Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio  Those crazy legs kept me up all night  Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives  Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring  You couldn't stop  I remember that  What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year  They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts  In the face! The eye! That would hurt  No  Up the nose? That's a killer  There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters  Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source  No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk  Weather with Storm Stinger  Sports with Buzz Larvi  And Jeanette Chung  Good evening  I'm Bob Bumble  And I'm Jeanette Ohung  A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon  Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson  Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive  I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world  What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans  We were thinking of stickball or candy stores  How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century  You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too  It's a common name  Next week    He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots    Next week    Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em  Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live  Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish  In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken  She's 81  Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please  Actual work going on here  Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race  Hello  Hello, bee  This is Ken  Yeah, I remember you  Timberland, size ten and a half  Vibram sole, I believe  Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working  But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye  Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing  You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help  Frosting    How many sugars? Just one  I try not to use the competition  So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities  And it takes my mind off the shop  Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now  Those are great, if you're three  And artificial flowers  Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too  Bent stingers, pointless pollination  Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done  Maybe this could make up for it a little bit  This lawsuit's a pretty big deal  I guess  You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak  What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day  You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade  What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill  Well, if it isn't the bee team  You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding  All right  Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v  the Honey Industry is now in session  Mr  Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege  Mr  Benson    you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding  Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed  Mr  Montgomery, your opening statement, please  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman  Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us  If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr  Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean  I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr  Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here  I'm just an ordinary bee  Honey's pretty important to me  It's important to all bees  We invented it! We make it  And we protect it with our lives  Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time  So nice! Call your first witness  So, Mr  Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have  I suppose so  I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms  Beekeeper  I find that to be a very disturbing term  I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No  I couldn't hear you  No  No  Because you don't free bees  You keep bees  Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey  They're very lovable creatures  Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear  You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough  Take him away  So, Mr  Sting, thank you for being here  Your name intrigues me  Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police  But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't  No, you haven't  And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name  Oh, please  Have you ever been stung, Mr  Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting  Or should I say    Mr  Gordon M  Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr  Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005  Thank you  Thank you  I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow  I enjoy what I do  Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't  But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella  This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr  Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that  I think the jury's on our side  Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist  Right  Well, here's to a great team  To a great team! Well, hello  Ken! Hello  I didn't think you were coming  No, I was just late I tried to call, but    the battery  I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry  Luckily, he was free  Oh, that was lucky  There's a little left  I could heat it up  Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever  So I hear you're quite a tennis player  I'm not much for the game myself  The ball's a little grabby  That's where I usually sit  Right    there  Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill  You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job  We have that in common  Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out  That's just what I was thinking about doing  Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz  I hope that was all right  I'm going to drain the old stinger  Yeah, you do that  Look at that  You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games  What's that? Italian Vogue  Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages  A lot of ads  Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers  How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much  Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing  Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly  Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?  No, but there are other things bugging me in life  And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night    My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken  And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that  I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me  I couldn't overcome it  Oh, well  Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr  Montgomery is about out of ideas  We would like to call Mr  Barry Benson Bee to the stand  Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers    Yeah  Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over  Don't worry  The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees  You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son  Only to losing  Mr  Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know  What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends  Good friends? Yes  How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute    Are you her little    bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two  From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but    So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry    Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me  I can't feel my legs  What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court  Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T  Montgomery  Hey, buddy  Hey  Is there much pain? Yeah  I    I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter  What matters is you're alive  You could have died  I'd be better off dead  Look at me  They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich  Look, there's a little celery still on it  What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it  It was all    All adrenaline and then   and then ecstasy! All right  You think it was all a trap? Of course  I'm sorry  I flew us right into this  What were we thinking? Look at us  We're just a couple of bugs in this world  What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know  I hear they put the roaches in motels  That doesn't sound so bad  Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my  Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke  Bees don't smoke  Right  Bees don't smoke  Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking  That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed  I've gotta go somewhere  Get back to the court and stall  Stall any way you can  And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub  Mr  Flayman  Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting  Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time  I actually heard a funny story about    Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses  I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr  Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr  Montgomery's motion  But you can't! We have a terrific case  Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun  What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee  Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card  Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry  I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees  Now we won't have to work so hard all the time  This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson  You'll regret this  Barry, how much honey is out there? All right  One at a time  Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants  What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years  Congratulations on your victory  What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps  Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop  We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine  We're all aware of what they do in the woods  Wait for my signal  Take him out  He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine  And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames    But it's just a prance-about stage name!    unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments  Can't breathe  Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good  Tap it  Mr  Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down  Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort  Aborting pollination and nectar detail  Returning to base  Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there  Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home  They don't know what to do  Laying out, sleeping in  I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket  At least we got our honey back  Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it  This was my new desk  This was my new job  I wanted to do it really well  And now    Now I can't  I don't understand why they're not happy  I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing  It's amazing  Honey really changes people  You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This  What happened here? That is not the half of it  Oh, no  Oh, my  They're all wilting  Doesn't look very good, does it? No  And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees  Bees? Specifically, me  I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things  It's not just flowers  Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees  That's our whole SAT test right there  Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom  And then, of course    The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault  How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me  That just kills you twice  Right, right  Listen, Barry    sorry, but I gotta get going  I had to open my mouth and talk  Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena  They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying  It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it  Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry  I never meant it to turn out like this  I know  Me neither  Tournament of Roses  Roses can't do sports  Wait a minute  Roses  Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are  Flowers, bees, pollen! I know  That's why this is the last parade  Maybe not  Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake  This is a total disaster, all my fault  Yes, it kind of is  I've ruined the planet  I wanted to help you with the flower shop  I've made it worse  Actually, it's completely closed down  I thought maybe you were remodeling  But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined  I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen  I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park  All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got  Bees  Park  Pollen! Flowers  Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California  They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy  Security will be tight  I have an idea  Vanessa Bloome, FTD  Official floral business  It's real  Sorry, ma'am  Nice brooch  Thank you  It was a gift  Once inside, we just pick the right float  How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it  Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea  The pea? It goes under the mattresses  Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart  I'm getting the marshal  You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do  Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic    without arousing suspicion  Once at the airport, there's no stopping us  Stop! Security  You and your insect pack your float? Yes  Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger  It's part of me  I know  Just having some fun  Enjoy your flight  Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job  Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work  It's got to work  Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott  We have a bit of bad weather in New York  It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay  Barry, these are cut flowers with no water  They'll never make it  I gotta get up there and talk to them  Be careful  Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer  Captain, I'm in a real situation  What'd you say, Hal? Nothing  Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species    What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move  Oh, Barry  Good afternoon, passengers  This is your captain  Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded  One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356  What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome  I'm a florist from New York  Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot  Not good  Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is  Who's that? Barry Benson  From the honey trial?! Oh, great  Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee  It's got giant wings, huge engines  I can't fly a plane  Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes  How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning  This is Bob Bumble  We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing  Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory    That's Barry!    is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew  Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience  Just a minute  There's a bee on that plane  I'm quite familiar with Mr  Benson and his no-account compadres  They've done enough damage  But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all  Their wings are too small    Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense " Get this on the air! Got it  Stand by  We're going live  The way we work may be a mystery to you  Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs  But let me tell you about a small job  If you do it well, it makes a big difference  More than we realized  To us, to everyone  That's why I want to get bees back to working together  That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O  We get behind a fellow  Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover  Hover? Forget hover  This isn't so hard  Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time  That may have been helping me  And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane  All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell  I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble  It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone  I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together  You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it  You snap out of it  You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn  How is the plane flying? I don't know  Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow  Black and yellow  Hello  All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop  Where? I can't see anything  Can you? No, nothing  It's all cloudy  Come on  You got to think bee, Barry  Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute  I think I'm feeling something  What? I don't know  It's strong, pulling me  Like a 27-million-year-old instinct  Bring the nose down  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower  OK  Cut the engines  We're going in on bee power  Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good  Good  Easy, now  That's it  Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower  I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt  I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward  Nose down  Tail up  Rotate around it  This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly  Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there  Don't be afraid  Smell it  Full reverse! Just drop it  Be a part of it  Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already  Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes  No high-five! Right  Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you  But we're not done yet  Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth  That means this is our Last Chance  We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this  If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain  Hold on, Barry  Here  You've earned this  Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit  All I gotta do are the sleeves  Oh, yeah  That's our Barry  Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time  I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change  Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved  Don't forget these  Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me   And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea  Barry, I'm sorry  Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you  Sorry I'm late  He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite  All I needed was a briefcase  Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere  No problem, Vannie  Just leave it to me  You're a lifesaver, Barry  Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly  Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny  When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go  Beautiful day to fly  Sure is  Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office  You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Me? Hold it  Let's just stop for a second  Hold it  I'm sorry  I'm sorry, everyone  Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right  Take ten, everybody  Wrap it up, guys  I had virtually no rehearsal for that `() {
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    `According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground  The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Yellow, black  Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little  Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second  Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't  I'll pick you up  Looking sharp  Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those  Sorry  I'm excited  Here's the graduate  We're very proud of you, son  A perfect report card, all B's  Very proud  Ma! I got a thing going here  You got lint on your fuzz  Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000  Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam  Hey, Barry  Is that fuzz gel? A little  Special day, graduation  Never thought I'd make it  Three days grade school, three days high school  Those were awkward  Three days college  I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive  You did come back different  Hi, Barry  Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good  Hear about Frankie? Yeah  You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going  Everybody knows, sting someone, you die  Don't waste it on a squirrel  Such a hothead  I guess he could have just gotten out of the way  I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day  That's why we don't need vacations  Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances  Well, Adam, today we are men  We are! Bee-men  Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell  Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9 15  That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation  Heads up! Here we go  Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times  Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary  Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group  This is it! Wow  Wow  We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life  Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive  Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as    Honey! That girl was hot  She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins  Right  You're right  At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence  These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology  What do you think he makes? Not enough  Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman  What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it  Saves us millions  Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course  Most bee jobs are small ones  But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot  But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life  The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that  What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years  So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try  Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make  I'm relieved  Now we only have to make one decision in life  But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees  We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth  You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example  I don't know  But you know what I'm talking about  Please clear the gate  Royal Nectar Force on approach  Wait a second  Check it out  Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow  I've never seen them this close  They know what it's like outside The Hive  Yeah, but some don't come back  Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were  I don't know  Their day's not planned  Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what  You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock  You have to be bred for that  Right  Look  That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime  It's just a status symbol  Bees make too much of it  Perhaps  Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it  Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant  Distant  Look at these two  Couple of Hive Harrys  Let's have fun with them  It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock  Yeah  Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out  What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities  I can autograph that  A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah  Gusty  We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow  Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it  Maybe I am  You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate  What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be  It all depends on what 0900 means  Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me  You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices  But you only get one  Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring  You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around  You get yourself into a rhythm  It's a beautiful thing  You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me  You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger  Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes  I'm not trying to be funny  You're not funny! You're going into honey  Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have  I could say anything right now  I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax  Shave my antennae  Shack up with a grasshopper  Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud  We're starting work today! Today's the day  Come on! All the good jobs will be gone  Yeah, right  Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal    Is it still available? Hang on  Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side  What'd you get? Picking crud out  Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice  You want to go first? No, you go  Oh, my  What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think  Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on  I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out  Wax monkey's always open  The Krelman opened up again  What happened? A bee died  Makes an opening  See? He's dead  Another dead one  Deady  Deadified  Two more dead  Dead from the neck up  Dead from the neck down  That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler  Barry, what do you think I should    Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine    What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out  Out? Out where? Out there  Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life  You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in  If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today  Hey, guys  Look at that  Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted  It's OK, Lou  We're gonna take him up  Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here  Just initial that  Thank you  OK  You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain  So be careful  As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats  Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us  Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful  And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!  All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah  Yeah, bring it on  Wind, check  Antennae, check  Nectar pack, check  Wings, check  Stinger, check  Scared out of my shorts, check  OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue  I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual  Bring it around 30 degrees and hold  Roses! 30 degrees, roger  Bringing it around  Stand to the side, kid  It's got a bit of a kick  That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir  I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here  Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one  See that? It's a little bit of magic  That's amazing  Why do we do that? That's pollen power  More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us  Cool  I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual  Wait  One of these flowers seems to be on the move  Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative  That was on the line! This is the coolest  What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color  It smells good  Not like a flower, but I like it  Yeah, fuzzy  Chemical-y  Careful, guys  It's a little grabby  My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad  Affirmative  Very close  Gonna hurt  Mama's little boy  You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers  Should we tell him? I think he knows  What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross  There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee  He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move  If you don't move, he won't sting you  Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow    the tension level out here is unbelievable  I gotta get home  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Can't fly in rain  Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume  I made it into a fold-out brochure  You see? Folds out  Oh, no  More humans  I don't need this  What was that? Maybe this time  This time  This time  This time! This time! This    Drapes! That is diabolical  It's fantastic  It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies  What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that    kind of stuff  No wonder we shouldn't talk to them  They're out of their minds  When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say  There's the sun  Maybe that's a way out  I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it  I predicted global warming  I could feel it getting hotter  At first I thought it was just me  Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back  These are winter boots  Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value  You don't know what he's capable of feeling  My brochure! There you go, little guy  I'm not scared of him It's an allergic thing   Put that on your resume brochure  My whole face could puff up  Make it one of your special skills  Knocking someone out is also a special skill  Right  Bye, Vanessa  Thanks  Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken  You know, whatever  You could put carob chips on there  Bye  Supposed to be less calories  Bye  I gotta say something  She saved my life  I gotta say something  All right, here it goes  Nah  What would I say? I could really get in trouble  It's a bee law  You're not supposed to talk to a human  I can't believe I'm doing this  I've got to  Oh, I can't do it  Come on! No  Yes  No  Do it  I can't  How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good  Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry  You're talking  Yes, I know  You're talking! I'm so sorry  No, it's OK  It's fine  I know I'm dreaming  But I don't recall going to bed  Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting  This is a bit of a surprise to me  I mean, you're a bee! I am  And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me  And if it wasn't for you    I had to thank you  It's just how I was raised  That was a little weird  I'm talking with a bee  Yeah  I'm talking to a bee  And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful  I'll leave now  Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing  Same way you did, I guess  "Mama, Dada, honey " You pick it up  That's very funny  Yeah  Bees are funny  If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with  Anyway    Can I    get you something? Like what? I don't know  I mean    I don't know  Coffee? I don't want to put you out  It's no trouble  It takes two minutes  It's just coffee  I hate to impose  Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup  Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't  Have some  No, I can't  Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms  Where? These stripes don't help  You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion  Are you all right? No  He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison  He finally gets there  He runs up the steps into the church  The wedding is on  And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan  Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do  Yeah, different  So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know  I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want  I know how you feel  You do? Sure  My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist  Really? My only interest is flowers  Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan  Anyway, if you look    There's my hive right there  See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area  I lost a toe ring there once  Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee  Maybe I'll try that  You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah  Fine  Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great  Thanks for the coffee  Yeah, it's no trouble  Sorry I couldn't finish it  If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life  Are you   ? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb  Thanks! Yeah  All right  Well, then    I guess I'll see you around  Or not  OK, Barry  And thank you so much again    for before  Oh, that? That was nothing  Well, not nothing, but    Anyway    This can't possibly work  He's all set to go  We may as well try it  OK, Dave, pull the chute  Sounds amazing  It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life  Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy  They talk crazy  They eat crazy giant things  They drive crazy  Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them  But some of them don't  How'd you get back? Poodle  You did it, and I'm glad  You saw whatever you wanted to see  You had your "experience " Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal  Well    Well? Well, I met someone  You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp  Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders  I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all  I can't get by that face  So who is she? She's    human  No, no  That's a bee law  You wouldn't break a bee law  Her name's Vanessa  Oh, boy  She's so nice  And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating  You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me  This is over! Eat this  This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb  It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat  That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No  It's bread and cinnamon and frosting  They heat it up    Sit down!    really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us  There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning  Stop yearning  Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is  He's in the pool  You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about  What life? You have no life! You have no job  You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out  Your father's talking to you  Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead  I'll catch up  Don't be too long  Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here  I told you not to yell at him  He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this  Sorry, I've gotta go  Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend  A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye  I just hope she's Bee-ish  They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering  A tournament  Do the roses compete in athletic events? No  All right, I've got one  How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting  Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster  Yeah, OK, I see, I see  All right, your turn  TiVo  You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease  It's a horrible, horrible disease  Oh, my  Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks  We try not to sting  It's usually fatal for us  So you have to watch your temper  Very carefully  You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out  Work through it like any emotion  Anger, jealousy, lust  Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah  What is wrong with you?! It's a bug  He's not bothering anybody  Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was  How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages  Seventy-five is pretty much our limit  You've really got that down to a science  I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue  I'll bet  What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him  Why is this here? For people  We eat it  You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes  How do you get it? Bees make it  I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring  You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic  It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry  Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this  I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector  You almost done? Almost  He is here  I sense it  Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around  You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something  So you can talk! I can talk  And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand  I thought we were friends  The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them  And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still  What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves  Where you headed? To Honey Farms  I am onto something huge here  I'm going to Alaska  Moose blood, crazy stuff  Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma  And you? He really is dead  All right  Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell  But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming  Turn off the radio  Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood  Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see  Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it  I mean, that honey's ours  Bees hang tight  We're all jammed in  It's a close community  Not us, man  We on our own  Every mosquito on his own  What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble  Nobody likes us  They just smack  See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world  You must meet girls  Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly  Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito  You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here  Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit  What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead  They are pinheads! Pinhead  Check out the new smoker  Oh, sweet  That's the one you want  The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic  Twice the nicotine, all the tar  A couple breaths of this knocks them right out  They make the honey, and we make the money  "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah  It doesn't last too long  Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here  We had no choice  This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey  Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something  Oh, Barry, stop  Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor  Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory  These are obviously doctored photos  How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans  What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend  And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not  You wish you could  Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio  Those crazy legs kept me up all night  Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives  Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring  You couldn't stop  I remember that  What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year  They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts  In the face! The eye! That would hurt  No  Up the nose? That's a killer  There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters  Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source  No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk  Weather with Storm Stinger  Sports with Buzz Larvi  And Jeanette Chung  Good evening  I'm Bob Bumble  And I'm Jeanette Ohung  A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon  Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson  Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive  I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world  What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans  We were thinking of stickball or candy stores  How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century  You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too  It's a common name  Next week    He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots    Next week    Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em  Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live  Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish  In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken  She's 81  Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please  Actual work going on here  Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race  Hello  Hello, bee  This is Ken  Yeah, I remember you  Timberland, size ten and a half  Vibram sole, I believe  Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working  But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye  Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing  You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help  Frosting    How many sugars? Just one  I try not to use the competition  So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities  And it takes my mind off the shop  Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now  Those are great, if you're three  And artificial flowers  Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too  Bent stingers, pointless pollination  Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done  Maybe this could make up for it a little bit  This lawsuit's a pretty big deal  I guess  You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak  What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day  You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade  What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill  Well, if it isn't the bee team  You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding  All right  Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v  the Honey Industry is now in session  Mr  Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege  Mr  Benson    you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding  Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed  Mr  Montgomery, your opening statement, please  Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman  Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us  If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr  Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean  I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr  Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here  I'm just an ordinary bee  Honey's pretty important to me  It's important to all bees  We invented it! We make it  And we protect it with our lives  Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time  So nice! Call your first witness  So, Mr  Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have  I suppose so  I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms  Beekeeper  I find that to be a very disturbing term  I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No  I couldn't hear you  No  No  Because you don't free bees  You keep bees  Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey  They're very lovable creatures  Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear  You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough  Take him away  So, Mr  Sting, thank you for being here  Your name intrigues me  Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police  But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't  No, you haven't  And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name  Oh, please  Have you ever been stung, Mr  Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting  Or should I say    Mr  Gordon M  Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr  Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005  Thank you  Thank you  I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow  I enjoy what I do  Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't  But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella  This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr  Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that  I think the jury's on our side  Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist  Right  Well, here's to a great team  To a great team! Well, hello  Ken! Hello  I didn't think you were coming  No, I was just late I tried to call, but    the battery  I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry  Luckily, he was free  Oh, that was lucky  There's a little left  I could heat it up  Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever  So I hear you're quite a tennis player  I'm not much for the game myself  The ball's a little grabby  That's where I usually sit  Right    there  Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill  You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job  We have that in common  Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out  That's just what I was thinking about doing  Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz  I hope that was all right  I'm going to drain the old stinger  Yeah, you do that  Look at that  You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games  What's that? Italian Vogue  Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages  A lot of ads  Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers  How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much  Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing  Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly  Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?  No, but there are other things bugging me in life  And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night    My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken  And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that  I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me  I couldn't overcome it  Oh, well  Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr  Montgomery is about out of ideas  We would like to call Mr  Barry Benson Bee to the stand  Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers    Yeah  Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over  Don't worry  The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees  You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son  Only to losing  Mr  Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know  What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends  Good friends? Yes  How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute    Are you her little    bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two  From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but    So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry    Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me  I can't feel my legs  What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court  Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T  Montgomery  Hey, buddy  Hey  Is there much pain? Yeah  I    I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter  What matters is you're alive  You could have died  I'd be better off dead  Look at me  They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich  Look, there's a little celery still on it  What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it  It was all    All adrenaline and then   and then ecstasy! All right  You think it was all a trap? Of course  I'm sorry  I flew us right into this  What were we thinking? Look at us  We're just a couple of bugs in this world  What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know  I hear they put the roaches in motels  That doesn't sound so bad  Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my  Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke  Bees don't smoke  Right  Bees don't smoke  Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking  That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed  I've gotta go somewhere  Get back to the court and stall  Stall any way you can  And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub  Mr  Flayman  Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting  Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time  I actually heard a funny story about    Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses  I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr  Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr  Montgomery's motion  But you can't! We have a terrific case  Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun  What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee  Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card  Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry  I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees  Now we won't have to work so hard all the time  This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson  You'll regret this  Barry, how much honey is out there? All right  One at a time  Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants  What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years  Congratulations on your victory  What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps  Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop  We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine  We're all aware of what they do in the woods  Wait for my signal  Take him out  He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine  And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames    But it's just a prance-about stage name!    unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments  Can't breathe  Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good  Tap it  Mr  Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down  Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort  Aborting pollination and nectar detail  Returning to base  Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there  Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home  They don't know what to do  Laying out, sleeping in  I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket  At least we got our honey back  Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it  This was my new desk  This was my new job  I wanted to do it really well  And now    Now I can't  I don't understand why they're not happy  I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing  It's amazing  Honey really changes people  You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This  What happened here? That is not the half of it  Oh, no  Oh, my  They're all wilting  Doesn't look very good, does it? No  And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees  Bees? Specifically, me  I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things  It's not just flowers  Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees  That's our whole SAT test right there  Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom  And then, of course    The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault  How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me  That just kills you twice  Right, right  Listen, Barry    sorry, but I gotta get going  I had to open my mouth and talk  Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena  They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying  It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it  Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry  I never meant it to turn out like this  I know  Me neither  Tournament of Roses  Roses can't do sports  Wait a minute  Roses  Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are  Flowers, bees, pollen! I know  That's why this is the last parade  Maybe not  Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake  This is a total disaster, all my fault  Yes, it kind of is  I've ruined the planet  I wanted to help you with the flower shop  I've made it worse  Actually, it's completely closed down  I thought maybe you were remodeling  But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined  I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen  I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park  All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got  Bees  Park  Pollen! Flowers  Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California  They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy  Security will be tight  I have an idea  Vanessa Bloome, FTD  Official floral business  It's real  Sorry, ma'am  Nice brooch  Thank you  It was a gift  Once inside, we just pick the right float  How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it  Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea  The pea? It goes under the mattresses  Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart  I'm getting the marshal  You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do  Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic    without arousing suspicion  Once at the airport, there's no stopping us  Stop! Security  You and your insect pack your float? Yes  Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger  It's part of me  I know  Just having some fun  Enjoy your flight  Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job  Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work  It's got to work  Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott  We have a bit of bad weather in New York  It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay  Barry, these are cut flowers with no water  They'll never make it  I gotta get up there and talk to them  Be careful  Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer  Captain, I'm in a real situation  What'd you say, Hal? Nothing  Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species    What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move  Oh, Barry  Good afternoon, passengers  This is your captain  Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded  One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356  What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome  I'm a florist from New York  Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot  Not good  Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is  Who's that? Barry Benson  From the honey trial?! Oh, great  Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee  It's got giant wings, huge engines  I can't fly a plane  Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes  How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning  This is Bob Bumble  We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing  Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory    That's Barry!    is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew  Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience  Just a minute  There's a bee on that plane  I'm quite familiar with Mr  Benson and his no-account compadres  They've done enough damage  But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all  Their wings are too small    Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense " Get this on the air! Got it  Stand by  We're going live  The way we work may be a mystery to you  Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs  But let me tell you about a small job  If you do it well, it makes a big difference  More than we realized  To us, to everyone  That's why I want to get bees back to working together  That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O  We get behind a fellow  Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover  Hover? Forget hover  This isn't so hard  Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time  That may have been helping me  And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane  All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell  I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble  It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone  I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together  You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it  You snap out of it  You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn  How is the plane flying? I don't know  Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow  Black and yellow  Hello  All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop  Where? I can't see anything  Can you? No, nothing  It's all cloudy  Come on  You got to think bee, Barry  Thinking bee  Thinking bee  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute  I think I'm feeling something  What? I don't know  It's strong, pulling me  Like a 27-million-year-old instinct  Bring the nose down  Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower  OK  Cut the engines  We're going in on bee power  Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good  Good  Easy, now  That's it  Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower  I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt  I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward  Nose down  Tail up  Rotate around it  This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly  Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there  Don't be afraid  Smell it  Full reverse! Just drop it  Be a part of it  Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already  Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes  No high-five! Right  Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you  But we're not done yet  Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth  That means this is our Last Chance  We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this  If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain  Hold on, Barry  Here  You've earned this  Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit  All I gotta do are the sleeves  Oh, yeah  That's our Barry  Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time  I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change  Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved  Don't forget these  Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me   And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea  Barry, I'm sorry  Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you  Sorry I'm late  He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite  All I needed was a briefcase  Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere  No problem, Vannie  Just leave it to me  You're a lifesaver, Barry  Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly  Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny  When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go  Beautiful day to fly  Sure is  Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office  You have got to start thinking bee, my friend  Thinking bee! Me? Hold it  Let's just stop for a second  Hold it  I'm sorry  I'm sorry, everyone  Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right  Take ten, everybody  Wrap it up, guys  I had virtually no rehearsal for that `()
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
That's awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
Do something!
I'm driving!
Hi, bee.
He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry. You're talking.
Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
That's very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway... Can I... get you something?
Like what?
I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
It's just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Don't be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldn't.
Have some.
No, I can't.
Come on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe I'll try that.
You all right, ma'am?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them don't.
How'd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well...
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
Her name's Vanessa.
Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life! And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
They call it a crumb.
It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
You know what a Cinnabon is?
No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you to make a little honey?
Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
We're still here.
I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
Then why yell at me?
Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
Where are you going?
I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?!
It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that down to a science.
I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
I'll bet.
What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You don't have enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
It's organic.
It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
Hey, Hector. You almost done?
Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Crazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
And you?
He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
What if you get in trouble?
You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
Hey, guys!
Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
Check out the new smoker.
Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
They make the honey, and we make the money.
"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
What? Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
You wish you could.
Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
That would hurt.
No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Is that that same bee?
Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Hello.
Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
Frosting...
How many sugars?
Just one. I try not to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
What's the matter?
I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Case number 4475,
Superior Court of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
Call your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldn't hear you.
No.
No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order in this court!
You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
Say it!
Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
Ken!
Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left. I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
What's that?
Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
You're bluffing.
Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
You got the tweezers?
Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
We're friends.
Good friends?
Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
Yeah, but...
So those aren't your real parents!
Oh, Barry...
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
Objection!
I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
Adam, stay with me.
I can't feel my legs.
What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Could you get a nurse to close that window?
Why?
The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
What are we gonna do?
He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
What if Montgomery's right?
What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal. Take him out.
He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
Can't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
I think we need to shut down!
Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Cannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
Are they out celebrating?
They're home.
They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
What did you want to show me?
This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
I'll sting you, you step on me.
That just kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Roses are flowers!
Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Could you ask him to slow down?
Could you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside, we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe I'm the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I'm getting the marshal.
You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
You and your insect pack your float?
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
Remove your stinger.
It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there and talk to them.
Be careful.
Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Captain, I'm in a real situation.
What'd you say, Hal?
Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
Is that another bee joke?
No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
Who's that?
Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow!
Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
Hover?
Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
That may have been helping me.
And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Come on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
Black and yellow.
Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
What?
I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
What in the world is on the tarmac?
Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vanessa, aim for the flower.
OK.
Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
This is insane, Barry!
This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Come on, already.
Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
Yes. No high-five!
Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Thank you.
But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
Thinking bee!
Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.