lol.c

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

static const char * LOL =
	"you should have expected this to get out of hand, Sindre. 💃😈\n"
	"this is almost entirely your fault!! 🙈💩 WY<.< h[+}Q"
	"<.< <.< X-*%)1P<.< _QX<.< <.< H18\xC3P0 lol 😐🖖 ball's in your"
	"court now. <.<";

int main(void) {
	puts(((char*(*)(char*))(LOL))(strdup(LOL)));
	return 0;
}