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Clue (SNES) conversation text dump
Seven people had
walked into the Hall
that day. But how
many of them would
be able to walk out?
---
The Lounge was quite
warm. It was cozy
enough for a nap--
a long nap...
---
The dishes were set
in tidy rows across
the Dining Room table.
---
The Kitchen had been
cleaned up.
Everything had been
put away--well, almost
everything...
---
The Ballroom was
filled with the echoes
of parties long since
dead...
---
The air hung damp
and heavy from the
lush foliage of
the Conservatory.
---
The trophies hung
as silent witnesses
on the walls of
the Billiard Room.
---
Tomes of knowledge
spanned the walls of
the Library.
---
The fireplace crackled
and the lights danced
on the walls of
the Study.
---
[person]
carefully cleaned
his monocle.
---
[person]
pretended to
study his notes.
---
[person] waited
with anticipation.
---
[person]
fidgeted nervously.
---
[person] laughed
as she fixed her
make-up and hair.
---
[person] quietly
tidied up
[room].
---
[person] suddenly
grabbed [weapon].
---
[person] found
[weapon].
---
[person] reached
for [weapon].
---
[person] quickly
coiled [weapon].
---
[person] picked
up [weapon].
---
[person] deftly
hefted [weapon].
---
[person] found
the situation quite
intolerable, so he...
---
[person] was so
frustrated he...
---
[person] was tired
of being messed with
---
[person] might have
looked harmless, but
then she...
---
[person] had been
hurt enough
---
[person] wouldn't
take it any more
---
and...
---
There is evidence
that you are wrong!
---
GAME OVER
---
Logically it could
only have been
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room]?
---
Egad! It could
only have been me
with [weapon]
in [room].
---
You don't suppose
it could have been
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
[person] did it
with [weapon]
in [room].
---
Awright, I did it
with [weapon]
in [room].
---
I'd give odds it was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
You may think me mad,
but it was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
I must be mad,
but it was me
with [weapon]
in [room].
---
In my view, it
was [person]
with [weapon]
in [room].
---
Between you and me,
it had to be
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
Confidentially, it
was me with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
You wanna know what
I think? It was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
Confess, [person],
you did it with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
I confess.
I did it with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
If anybody ever asked
me, I'd say it was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
Of course it was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
Not that it's any of
your business, but I
did it with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
I haven't any proof,
but I think it was
[person] with
[weapon]
in [room].
---
Ha! Victory is mine.
I knew it all the
time.
---
What am I saying?
Of course I knew it!
Oh no, what have
I done?
---
This must be a
mistake. Somebody
call the embassy.
I seem to be in a bit
of a spot.
---
Egad! I was wrong...
---
Ya' never shoulda
messed with me, kid.
---
I won! I won! I'm
on my way to prison,
but I won!
---
Hey, what's this?
I got friends in high
places, buddy.
---
Hey...
Put that thing away!
---
Just a simple matter
of deduction. Even a
child could have
found the solution.
---
What was I thinking?
How could I have done
such a thing.
---
I'm sorry, sorry,
sorry...
---
This is not funny.
Now wait a second,
WAIT...
---
Well, well... I won,
I figured it out,
I cracked the case.
---
So I did it. Come
with me, boys...
---
Get your hands off
me, you goons.
I'll go peacefully.
---
Now, darlin', don't
take it personally...
OH!
---
What a mess. This is
dreadful business for
a lady like me.
---
Oh my! I seem to
have cooked my own
goose.
---
How did you know?
I cleaned my trail
completely.
I'll be back!
---
My goodness, what are
you doing?
Oh no...
---
Surely you could not
have expected anyone
lesser to have come
to the conclusion.
---
Oh no, me and my big
mouth... I seem to
have done it again.
---
This is too much.
My lawyers will be
getting in touch with
all of you.
---
Come now, you must be
joking. Now stop
that, STOP THAT...
---
WAIT! I am certain it
could not have been
[person].
I have proof.
---
HMMM....That's
an interesting
possible scenario.
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