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Schol-R-LEA / fortunes-schorlea-silly
Created November 29, 2017 14:57
Just whatever nonesense I come up with that it occurs to me to add here.
Always remember, there is someone out there who wants you. They are trying to get ahold of you. Don't resist. After all, being tazered sucks, and you don't need any more charges.
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Schol-R-LEA / profiles.clj
Last active March 31, 2018 16:35
Schol-r-lea's Leiningen base profile
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Schol-R-LEA / fortunes-whateley
Last active April 2, 2017 18:56
Fortune-cookie file with quotes from Whateley Academy and it's fan forum
Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. It gets everywhere, and it never goes away.
- Arcanist Lupus
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"Trev, I empathize and all that, but in all honesty, I can’t recommend that you do anything with Jobe."
"You think that he’d try to cheat me and screw me over?"
"No, I think that he would screw you over in complete honesty and sincerity."
- Phase and She-Beast, "Afternoon Tea with the Devil's Daughter", Whateley Academy series
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"Now, let me clue you in on something about bad boys. Most bad boys aren’t a project, honey; they’re not fixer-uppers. They won’t fall for the right girl and mystically be cured of their faults while keeping that cool edginess. And, sadly, most of them need a cop with a gun and the threat of a jail sentence hanging over their heads to wake up and figure out which way the world spins."
-- Mr. Donner, to Loophole, Whateley Academy series
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Schol-R-LEA / fortune-scholrlea
Last active July 22, 2018 19:04
A fortune file quoting myself, and yes, it is pretty arrogant of me to publish this
"Which is more elegant, a limousine or a Formula One racer? The answer depends on whether you're headed for the opera or for the finish line."
-- Rev. First Speaker Schol-R-LEA;2, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
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"I am a cynic, and one of the common faults of cynicism is the assumption that anyone who isn't an utter fool is just as cynical as you are."
-- Rev. First Speaker Schol-R-LEA;2, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
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"The terms 'liberal' and 'conservative' have no meaning, and anyone who uses them as if they do is a fool."
-- Rev. First Speaker Schol-R-LEA;2, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
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"Western society has worked so hard to avoid Orwell's future that no one noticed when we ended up with Huxley's instead."