gistfile1.txt

* 70X - Inexcusable
    - 701 - Meh
    - 702 - Emacs
    - 703 - Explosion
    - 704 - Goto Fail
    - 705 - I wrote the code and missed the necessary validation by an oversight (see 795)
  * 71X - Novelty Implementations
    - 710 - PHP
    - 711 - Convenience Store
    - 712 - NoSQL
    - 719 - I am not a teapot
  * 72X - Edge Cases
    - 720 - Unpossible
    - 721 - Known Unknowns
    - 722 - Unknown Unknowns
    - 723 - Tricky
    - 724 - This line should be unreachable
    - 725 - It works on my machine
    - 726 - It's a feature, not a bug
    - 727 - 32 bits is plenty
  * 73X - Fucking
    - 730 - Fucking Bower
    - 731 - Fucking Rubygems
    - 732 - Fucking Unic💩de
    - 733 - Fucking Deadlocks
    - 734 - Fucking Deferreds
    - 735 - Fucking IE
    - 736 - Fucking Race Conditions
    - 737 - FuckThreadsing
    - 738 - Fucking Bundler
    - 739 - Fucking Windows
  * 74X - Meme Driven
    - 740 - Computer says no
    - 741 - Compiling
    - 742 - A kitten dies
    - 743 - I thought I knew regular expressions
    - 744 - Y U NO write integration tests?
    - 745 - I don't always test my code, but when I do I do it in production
    - 746 - Missed Ballmer Peak
    - 747 - Motherfucking Snakes on the Motherfucking Plane
    - 748 - Confounded by Ponies
    - 749 - Reserved for Chuck Norris
  * 75X - Syntax Errors
    - 750 - Didn't bother to compile it
    - 753 - Syntax Error
    - 754 - Too many semi-colons
    - 755 - Not enough semi-colons
    - 756 - Insufficiently polite
    - 757 - Excessively polite
    - 759 - Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
  * 76X - Substance-Affected Developer
    - 761 - Hungover
    - 762 - Stoned
    - 763 - Under-Caffeinated
    - 764 - Over-Caffeinated
    - 765 - Railscamp
    - 766 - Sober
    - 767 - Drunk
    - 768 - Accidentally Took Sleeping Pills Instead Of Migraine Pills During Crunch Week
    - 769 - Questionable Maturity Level
  * 77X - Predictable Problems
    - 771 - Cached for too long
    - 772 - Not cached long enough
    - 773 - Not cached at all
    - 774 - Why was this cached?
    - 775 - Out of cash
    - 776 - Error on the Exception
    - 777 - Coincidence
    - 778 - Off By One Error
    - 779 - Off By Too Many To Count Error
  * 78X - Somebody Else's Problem
    - 780 - Project owner not responding
    - 781 - Operations
    - 782 - QA
    - 783 - It was a customer request, honestly
    - 784 - Management, obviously
    - 785 - TPS Cover Sheet not attached
    - 786 - Try it now
    - 787 - Further Funding Required
    - 788 - Designer's final designs weren't
  * 79X - Internet crashed
    - 791 - The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions.
    - 792 - Climate change driven catastrophic weather event
    - 793 - Zombie Apocalypse
    - 794 - Someone let PG near a REPL
    - 795 - #heartbleed (see 705)
    - 797 - This is the last page of the Internet. Go back
    - 799 - End of the world