Arnold fortune

arnold_fortune

"It's showtime!"
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"Alright everyone, chill."
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"Allow me to break the ice."
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"I need you clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
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"What the hell did you do to him, man?"
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy."
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"You.. are not you. You're me."
"No shit."
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"Dylan, you sonofabitch."
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"Right?"
"Wrong."
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"I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I'm going to have them answered immediately."
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"Drop dead."
"I don't do requests."
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"Do you know who I am?"
"I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV."
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"You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
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"What you been feeding this thing?"
"Blondes."
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"Bullshit."
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"Bullllshit."
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"That's bullshit."
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"C'mon, don't bullshit me."
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"You set us up! It's bullshit! All of it!"
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"Jesus, You were gonna kill that guy!"
"Of course. I'm a terminator."
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"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain."
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"Hey, you gonna pay for that?"
"Talk to the hand."
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"Into the boat!"
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"Into the tunnel!"
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"Get to tha choppa!"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"It might be a tumor?"
"It's not a tumor! Not at all!"
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"Sweetheat.. we're married!"
*bang bang*
"Consider that a divorce."
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"Chill out... dickwad."
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"Hello, cutie pie. One of us is in deep trouble."
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"STOP... CHEERING ME UP"
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*punch*
"That's for sleeping with my wife. In a damn minivan."
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"My name is John Kimbell."
*cocks shotgun*
"And I love my car."
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"You're shittin' me."
"I am not shitting on you."
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"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres."
*kicks guy in balls*
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*impales guy to wall*
"Stick around."
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*throws guy off ledge*
"Give you a lift?"
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"You're fired."
*shoots missle with guy on it into helicopter*
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*shoots alliagtor in face*
"You're luggage."
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"To be. Or not to be... Not to be."
*lights cigar as building expdlodes*
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"The ice man cometh."
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"Hey, lighthead! Hey, christmas tree!"
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"I love this saw. This saw's part of me. And I"M GONNA MAKE IT PART OF YOU!"
"That's alright, keep it!"
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"Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?!"
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"Let's... kick some ice."
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"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"That is good."
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"If it bleeds... we can kill it."
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"Now this isthe plan, get your ass to mars."
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*shoots a guy while diving under a table where a woman is*
"You're late."
"Traffic."
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"You're invitation, please?"
"Sure. Here's my invitation."
*presses button that blows up building*
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"What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!"
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"Mack! MAAAACK!"
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"God doesn't want you to go in there. Don't go in there, man!"
"Well then god shouldn't have killed my dog."
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"You should clone youself."
"Why's that?"
"So you can go fuck yourself."
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"You want a turboman for Christmas?"
"Forgetit, I'm not going to sit on your lap."
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"Bring the toy back, bring the toy back to the carpet, bring it back to the carpet."
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"Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK."
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"For the first time in my life, I am PISSED OFF."
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"My name is not Quaid."
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"Stop it."
"No, I don't stop it I want my babies!"
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"But I'm old woman."
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"Feel how soft my skin is!"
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"Stop being such a pussy!"
"You fuckin shot me!"
"It's just a scratch!"
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"My neighbors are very sensitive."
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"I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk."
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"Ok, but make it quick. My horse is getting tired."
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"OH SHIT!"
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"Shit."
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"Shit!"
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"We are going to play a wonderful game called who is you daddy, and what does he do?"
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"Come with me if you want to live."
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"Danger is my trade."
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"I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Brownschwagger."
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"Now remeber, I could break your neck like a chicken's."
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"You are mine now, you belong to me! You not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore and wipe your tushies. No more complaining, no more 'Mr Kimbell I have to go to the bathroom', nothing! THERE IS NO BATHROOM."
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"Shut up."
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"SHUUUT UUUUUUP!"
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"Shut up!"
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"Shut up."
*pulls out gun*
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"You should not drink and bake."
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"Fuck. You."
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"Fuck you, asshole."
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"Fuck you."
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"Fuck you."
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"Guy's a fucking asshole."
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"Assholes."
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"Dickhead."
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"Scumbag."
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"Slut."
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"You are one. Ugly. Motherfucker."
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"YOU BLEW MY COVER!"
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"He molested, murderered and mutilated her!"
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"It's as satisfying to me as coming is, having sex with a woman and coming."
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"FREEZE IN HELL BATMAAAN"
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"You killed my father. Big mistake."
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"You've just been erased."
*truck ploughs into guys car, blowing it up*
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"See you at the party, Richter!"
*gleefully throws two limbs down an elevator shaft*
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*kills guy on airplane, stewardess walks by*
"Excuse me- don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."
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*loads bullets into gun in gun store*
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"Wrong."
*shoots guy in face*
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"This green beret's gonna kick yo big ass."
"I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."
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"You've seen those movies where they say 'make my day' or 'I'm your worst nightmare'? Well listen to this one... rubber baby buggy bumpers."
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"Ha hahaha ha ha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is."
*shoots cops with machine gun*
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"I have my orders."
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"Drop the gun! Yeah, that's right drop the gun!"
"Hey, I'm a police officer. This is an arrest."
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"Freeze!"
"I'm a cop you eediot! I'm Detective John Kimball, this man is under arrest."
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"So who are you man?"
*cocks shotgun, shoots table*
"I'm the party pooper."
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"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied."
*drops guy off cliff, guy goes flying from building*
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"No sequel for you."
*big explosion*
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"I'll be back."
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"I'll... be back."
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"I'm back."
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"Bwa hahaha"
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"Bwarhaha ha haa"
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"Ahhhh bwarhahaha"
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"I'll be back."
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"Arhahaha"
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"Get down!"
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"Get out!"
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"Get down!"
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"Get down, or I'll put you down."
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"Get out."
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"Hasta la vista. Baby."
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*throws pipe into guy's chest, steam starts coming out*
"Let off some steam."
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"Here is sub zero. Now... plain zero."
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"Leave anything for us?"
"Just bodies."
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"Do it. Do it. Come on, do it now, kill me!"
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"ARRRRRGH"
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"GAAAAAAH!"
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"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN. NOW."
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"AAAAAHHHHH"
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"You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? YOU'RE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY TO ME. A CHOIR BOY."
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"SCREWWWW YOUUUUU"
*drills hole into a guy*
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"You cold blooded bastard, I'll tell you what I think of it. I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your god damn spine!"
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"Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please? It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers."
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"Hey mister, watch your talk!"
"I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it."
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"This is all a lie. I was framed. I am completely innocent!"
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"Hercules doesn't need any money."
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"You don't stop screwing around back there, I'll do this to you."
*breaks pencil in half*
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"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina."
"Thanks for the tip."
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"Hercules goes where he wishes."
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"I'm afraid that my position has left me... cold to your pleas of mercy."
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"Insolence."
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"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"
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"You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for those with no respect to logic."
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"Adam... and Evil."
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"Your confusion is not rational. She is a healthy female of breeding age."
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"What the hell is going on here? There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, and it's not me."
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"I saved a life today, what the hell did you do?"
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"You took my father's sword!"
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"Knives. And stabbing weapons."
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"What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing pencils?"
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"I remember days like this, when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries."
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"Revenge is a dish best served cold. Let us feast!"
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"Sue me, dickhead."
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"When I said you should screw yourself... I didn't mean for you to take it literally."
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"You've gotta promise me, you're not gonna kill anyone.... right?"
"Right."
*later on, after shooting a guy in both shins*
"He'll live."
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"Try to stay dead this time."
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"You have striked Hercules."
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"It's just a doll... it's just a stupid little plastic doll."
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"Kill the heroes! Yes, kill them, kill them, yes!"
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"You picked the wrong day."
*punches reindeer in the face*
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"Fine chariot, but where are ze horses?"
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"It's turbo time."
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"NOOOO! Please, anything but my statue of me!"
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"Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!"
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"Is it dead?"
"Terminated."
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*grabs box with cat in it*
"Ok, enough philosophy. I've got to get going."
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"Until next time."
"No chance."